Bro There Is No Hoes Here

Gorgocutie says: My guy really showed up to the Battle of Manzikert in 1071 expecting to pull and got hit with the reality check of the century. Romanus IV Diogenes led 40,000 Byzantine troops straight into a Seljuk ambush and this man’s only concern is the lack of women. Alp Arslan’s forces decimated the Byzantine army, the emperor got captured, and the doors of Asia Minor opened to Turkish settlement — but sure, complain about the guest list. Priorities.