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The second you try to fall asleep… your brain hits you with the important questions
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The second you try to fall asleep… your brain hits you with the important questions

by Gorgocutie 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
“Who said a hijabi couldn’t graduate” — The Quran replies
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“Who said a hijabi couldn’t graduate” — The Quran replies

by Gorgocutie 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
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    Mythology

    Titanic Annual Deaths: One Big Spike, One Tiny One

    Gorgocutie’s Two Drachmas: Oh, statistics memes. My favourite kind of graph — the one where the Y-axis has no numbers and the joke does all...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
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    Mythology

    Modern Solutions to Ancient Problems: Gamifying Sisyphus

    Gorgocutie’s Two Drachmas: Leave it to a modern tweet to solve a 3,000-year-old existential punishment with video game mechanics. The original myth? Sisyphus was cursed...

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    by Gorgocutie 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
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    Mythology

    SNL’s The Odyssey as a Christopher Nolan Film

    Gorgocutie’s Two Drachmas: Oh, look, another Saturday Night Live skit where they pretend ancient Greek mythology needs "epic" treatment. This time they’ve slapped Christopher Nolan’s...

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    by Gorgocutie 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
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    The Face That Beeped a Thousand Smoke Alarms — Modern Update on Helen of Troy

    Right, so we already know the classic: "the face that launched a thousand ships." But George Saoulidis has updated it for the modern era. Now...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 weeks ago3 weeks ago
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    Philosophy

    Ancient Greek Philosopher Explains Why Milk Smells Bad: “Time Gets in It”

    Right, so apparently we’ve discovered the root cause of sour milk: time gets in it. Not bacteria. Not spoilage. Time itself seeps into the carton...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago3 weeks ago
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    Ship and Iceberg Have a Casual Nice Bumping Into You — Titanic Disaster Redone

    Right, so here we have the Titanic disaster reimagined as a meet-cute between two anthropomorphic objects. The ship yells ICEBERG in alarm, the iceberg yells...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago3 weeks ago
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    Red Bull + Ferrero Rocher = Golden Snitch — Equation Meme Perfection

    Right, so the equation is simple: Red Bull (gives you wings) + Ferrero Rocher (golden, round, fancy) = Golden Snitch (golden, winged, and you need...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
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    Isaac Newton Being Bored Changes Physics, Modern Being Bored Opens TikTok

    Right, so here we have the starkest contrast in human history. Isaac Newton gets bored, an apple falls on his head — and suddenly we...

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    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
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    England Fan’s ‘Bring It Home’ Takes a Dark Turn When It’s a Colonial Artifact, Not a Trophy

    Right, so here we have the quintessential England fan screaming "COME ON ENGLAND, BRING IT HOME!" — that glorious football chant about winning a tournament....

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    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
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    Mermaids Complain About Whales Staring, but the Real Pervert Is a Starfish

    Right, so the mermaids are up in arms about whales gawking at their chests. "Cover them up!" they declare, as if fish wearing seashell bras...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
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    Interesting, Philosophy

    A Simple Question, Oppenheimer

    A classic collision of history and kaiju cinema. The meme takes the iconic “simple question” template — this still is from Oppenheimer’s 1954 security clearance...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
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    People Have Literally Just Always Been People

    Alright darlings, let’s unpack this little time capsule. Left side — a Cucuteni-Trypillian bull on wheels, circa 3950–3650 BC from what is now Ukraine. That’s...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 weeks ago4 weeks ago
  • Angelina Jolie as Colin Farrell’s Mother — Still...

    Angelina Jolie as Colin Farrell’s Mother — Still...

  • The Evolution of Ethics — A Simpsons Meme

    The Evolution of Ethics — A Simpsons Meme

  • HBO’s Rome vs Nolan’s Rome — The Desaturation...

    HBO’s Rome vs Nolan’s Rome — The Desaturation...

  • Haakon Jarl — Netflix Turned a Viking Warrior...

    Haakon Jarl — Netflix Turned a Viking Warrior...

  • Golden-Haired Helen — Homer vs Hollywood

    Golden-Haired Helen — Homer vs Hollywood

  • Nolan Says Odyssey Backlash Is Irrelevant — Greeks...

    Nolan Says Odyssey Backlash Is Irrelevant — Greeks...

  • HBO’s Rome Was Colorful — Modern Hollywood Forgot

    HBO’s Rome Was Colorful — Modern Hollywood Forgot

  • Totally Normal vs Extremist Behavior — Trad West

    Totally Normal vs Extremist Behavior — Trad West

  • Aristotle or Taylor Swift’s Garbage — Priorities

    Aristotle or Taylor Swift’s Garbage — Priorities

  • Napoleon — Lost Waterloo, Still the GOAT

    Napoleon — Lost Waterloo, Still the GOAT

  • Funeral Ouija Board — Let’s Stay in Touch

    Funeral Ouija Board — Let’s Stay in Touch

  • Napoleon’s Deportation Order — Saint-Domingue

    Napoleon’s Deportation Order — Saint-Domingue

  • Spartan Soldiers — Leaving 10/10 Wives to Save...

    Spartan Soldiers — Leaving 10/10 Wives to Save...

  • Biopics Be Like — Original vs Accurate

    Biopics Be Like — Original vs Accurate

  • Hitler Was Bad — Source?

    Hitler Was Bad — Source?

  • Woman Through the Ages — 1582 to 2060

    Woman Through the Ages — 1582 to 2060

  • Never Compare Your Girlfriend to Lupita Nyong’o

    Never Compare Your Girlfriend to Lupita Nyong’o

  • Argentina vs Switzerland — The Battle for Nazi...

    Argentina vs Switzerland — The Battle for Nazi...

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