Helen of Troy. The face that launched a thousand ships. Also the face that can put away an entire roasted boar in one sitting. She was the daughter of Zeus, married to Menelaus, abducted by Paris, and the unofficial mascot of absolute chaos while an entire civilization burned around her. You think a little Trojan War is gonna ruin her appetite? Moral of the story: whether you are starting a war or ending one, always show up for the feast. The gods respect dedication.
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