Hey, so we all know the fae folk are prone to kidnapping/imprisoning humans yada yada yada.
What do they actually do with them though?
People keep replying “keep them as pets” and I thought that was just Tumblr being Tumblr but apparently that’s Valid Lore.
“My human does tricks!”
“What kind of tricks?”
“I think it’s called calculus.”
Fae 1: Well, my human can make people uncomfortable with just a few words!
Fae 2: Oh please, how in the nine realms can they do that?
Human: I want to lick your pointy ears elf daddy.
Fae 2: What the fuck.
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