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You can trust your dog to guard your house, but you can't trust your dog to guard your sandwich
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You can trust your dog to guard your house, but you can't trust your dog to guard your sandwich

by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
Egyptology
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Egyptology

by Gorgocutie 5 years ago2 months ago
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    Pets on Marble

    My cousin in an artist, and he just recently lost his golden.

    My cousin in an artist, and he just recently lost his golden. He painted this portrait in honor. It’s called Ballhalla.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    Philosophy

    Me dog looks like an ancient philosopher

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    OhMyGods

    He probably smells my god

    Anubis on a leash smelling an Egyptian’s feet like a dog would. Bizarro Comics.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    WTF

    Hagrid, no

    Hagrid: Kids this is my adorable useless normal dog. His name is Fang. And this is the slavering three-headed hellbeast dog that will eat anyone...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    OhMyGods

    Doggo

    See. Just don’t talk back. Never worked well in any mythology.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Angelina Jolie as Colin Farrell’s Mother — Still...

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    The Evolution of Ethics — A Simpsons Meme

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    HBO’s Rome vs Nolan’s Rome — The Desaturation...

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    Haakon Jarl — Netflix Turned a Viking Warrior...

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    Golden-Haired Helen — Homer vs Hollywood

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    Nolan Says Odyssey Backlash Is Irrelevant — Greeks...

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    HBO’s Rome Was Colorful — Modern Hollywood Forgot

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    Totally Normal vs Extremist Behavior — Trad West

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    Aristotle or Taylor Swift’s Garbage — Priorities

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    Napoleon — Lost Waterloo, Still the GOAT

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    Funeral Ouija Board — Let’s Stay in Touch

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    Napoleon’s Deportation Order — Saint-Domingue

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    Spartan Soldiers — Leaving 10/10 Wives to Save...

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    Biopics Be Like — Original vs Accurate

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    Hitler Was Bad — Source?

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    Woman Through the Ages — 1582 to 2060

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    Never Compare Your Girlfriend to Lupita Nyong’o

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    Argentina vs Switzerland — The Battle for Nazi...

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