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People Have Literally Just Always Been People
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People Have Literally Just Always Been People

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
Plato Was a Wrestler Named ‘Broad’ Who Settled Debates by Flexing — The Rock of Ancient Greece
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Plato Was a Wrestler Named ‘Broad’ Who Settled Debates by Flexing — The Rock of Ancient Greece

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Kingdom of Heaven movie meme - You go to certain death / All death is certain
    Philosophy

    “You go to certain death.” “All death is certain.” — Stoicism before the charge

    The heaviest line in Kingdom of Heaven, and it hits every time. Top panel: Balian’s squire staring down a Crusader army, seeing only the arrow...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Socrates ignores domestic duties to annoy politicians
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Philosophy

    Socrates chose the harder path: annoying politicians over domestic bliss

    Behold, the Gadfly of Athens in his natural habitat. While Xanthippe and the kids are out here offering burgers and stability, Socrates is locked in...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Aeschylus death by tortoise falling object prophecy eagle bald head
    Pundora

    Aeschylus killed by a tortoise dropped by an eagle

    In 458 BC, Aeschylus — the father of Greek tragedy, author of the Oresteia, the man who basically invented dramatic dialogue — was killed by...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • 19.1k582
    Ancient Greek papyrus of Plato showing > quotation marks like greentext
    Ancient History Facts, Philosophy, Pundora

    Ancient Greeks invented greentext

    The earliest known papyrus recording of Plato’s dialogue with the mathematician Theaetetus shows that Socrates’ quotes were indicated by ">" to the left of each...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Are Ya Winning Son dad meme with Sisyphus pushing boulder
    Mythology, Philosophy

    Are Ya Winning Son Sisyphus

    The "Are ya winning, son?" dad meme meets the eternal struggle of Sisyphus. Dad walks in to check on his son, but instead of a...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • 19.1k605
    Meme about opening a history book and realizing violence was the answer
    Reading

    Violence Is NOT the Answer… *Opens History Book* Uh Oh

    “Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is” opens history book uh oh frantically starts flipping through pages uh oh. oh no. no no no....

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Philosophy sounds so exhausting why do you people wanna think so bad
    Philosophy

    Philosophy sounds so exhausting why do you people wanna think so bad

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
  • 19.1k628
    We went from zero to “Nihilism” in like... well it doesn’t matter anyway.
    Philosophy

    We went from zero to “Nihilism” in like… well it doesn’t matter anyway.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
  • 19k559
    Heraclitus
    Greek Mythology Explained, Philosophy

    Heraclitus

    #Heraclitus #Ephesus #Greek #philosophy

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    Profound metaphor from Mollari
    Philosophy

    Profound metaphor from Mollari

    My shoes are too tight but it doesn’t matter because I’ve forgotten how to dance.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • 19k567
    The ancient wisdom
    Ancient History Facts

    The ancient wisdom

    “Ehh, good enough.” ~ Mediocretes.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • 19k570
    Ancient philosophers:
    Ancient History Facts, Philosophy

    Ancient philosophers:

    Ancient philosophers: Busts of Greek philosophers. Modern philosophers: Tweet of Pakalu Papito, Life is soup, I am fork.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

  • Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

  • Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

  • Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

  • Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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