Maximus Diabeticus Trigliceridius
A warrior enters the arena. The crowd roars. His name echoes through the Colosseum… Maximus Diabeticus Trigliceridius. This is the classic “budget cosplay / costume...
Roman
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UncategorisedCaligula Was A Good Emperor
Gorgocutie says: Crime documentary format meets Roman history, and it fits way too well. Caligula started his reign in 37 AD as a popular, reform-minded...
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UncategorisedPompeii Guy Got Rocked
New skeleton just dropped. Archaeologists in Pompeii found a guy who was fleeing the Vesuvius eruption in 79 AD when a 300kg boulder hit him...
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UncategorisedPeople in Ancient Rome ordering 5 beers
Gorgocutie says: V. That is all. The Romans did everything in numerals, including bar tabs. You didn’t say "five beers" — you just flashed the...
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UncategorisedWhen you know why the Roman Empire fell but not why she left
Gorgocutie says: The most relatable history meme ever made. You can recite Gibbon”s Decline and Fall from memory, explain the economic collapse under Diocletian, and...
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UncategorisedJesus was Italian
Gorgocutie says: Ah yes, the classic "Jesus was Palestinian" argument — applied by people who think modern national borders existed in the 1st century. Bethlehem...
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UncategorisedWhen a 7-Foot Roman Emperor Charges at You at Harzhorn
A Germanic warrior at the Battle of Harzhorn sees something terrifying: the 7+ foot tall, blood-crazed Roman emperor who personally killed a dozen of his...
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UncategorisedI’ll Suck Your Dick Brutus: The Meme That Ruined Roman History
Eddie Large Respecter (parody account) delivers the most unhinged version of history’s most famous last words. The post: “I’LL SUCK YOUR DICK BRUTUS AAAAAAAH” 112...
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Pericles Drops Some Breaking News About the Passion Sequel
The Passion of the Christ 2 discourse continues. This time, the ancient Athenian statesman Pericles himself weighs in from the underworld. Pericles (via @PerryALP..): “But...
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UncategorisedBreaking News: Dead Guy Gets a Movie Sequel
AF Post announces that Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ 2” will begin filming in 2025. Naturally, the replies are peak internet. Breaking Point...
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UncategorisedCarthage Must Be Destroyed
They don’t know that Carthage must be destroyed. Yes we do. You say it at the end of every senate meeting. Gorgocutie’s Verdict: Cato the...
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Ancient Roman Engineer vs. Modern Engineer: The Doge Version
+ Ancient Roman engineer: “What the fuck is calculus? Anyway, gonna build a 70-mile long aqueduct.” + Modern engineer: “AutoCAD crashed again.” + The Buff...