Jesus was Italian

Gorgocutie says: Ah yes, the classic "Jesus was Palestinian" argument — applied by people who think modern national borders existed in the 1st century. Bethlehem was in the Roman province of Judea, under the Roman province of Syria. So if were playing that game, Jesus was Italian. Born a Roman subject, died a Roman execution. The logic is flawless. The cope is delicious. History nerds, feast.