New skeleton just dropped.
Archaeologists in Pompeii found a guy who was fleeing the Vesuvius eruption in 79 AD when a 300kg boulder hit him right in the face. The skeleton was discovered with the rock still resting on the upper torso — instant death, mid-stride.
The top comment thread says it all:
“Was he okay?” — “Yep.”
Classic Reddit gallows humor. 20K upvotes, 97% upvoted. Sometimes history writes the punchline for you.

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