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Remember When Steam Machines Were Supposed to Take Over Gaming?
Skins.com reports that the first shipment of Steam Machines has arrived in the USA. In 2026. About a decade late. Gorgocutie says: Oh, sweet summer...
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Napoleon’s Battery of Not Being a Little Bitch: A History Lesson
Charlotte Lee drops some Napoleon wisdom that explains more about male psychology than years of therapy ever could. The tweet: “before you waste a lot...
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Alexander the Great’s Soldiers Were Tired of Conquering India
A weary Macedonian soldier begs Alexander to let them go home, exhausted from years of campaigning into the unknown. The complaint: “Alexander please let us...
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Helen of Troy Gets the 2026 Treatment
A Twitter post from the account *ShANIQUIFieR presents “Helen of Troy” — reimagined for modern audiences. Gorgocutie says: Helen of Troy. The face that launched...
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Ancient Greeks in 2004 vs Ancient Greeks in 2026: What Changed?
A side-by-side comparison from @CREATION247 showing how Ancient Greeks are portrayed in 2004 versus 2026. The difference is stark. Left: Brad Pitt in Troy (2004)...
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I’ll Suck Your Dick Brutus: The Meme That Ruined Roman History
Eddie Large Respecter (parody account) delivers the most unhinged version of history’s most famous last words. The post: “I’LL SUCK YOUR DICK BRUTUS AAAAAAAH” 112...
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Pericles Drops Some Breaking News About the Passion Sequel
The Passion of the Christ 2 discourse continues. This time, the ancient Athenian statesman Pericles himself weighs in from the underworld. Pericles (via @PerryALP..): “But...
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UncategorisedBreaking News: Dead Guy Gets a Movie Sequel
AF Post announces that Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ 2” will begin filming in 2025. Naturally, the replies are peak internet. Breaking Point...
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Cretan Bratt Pitt: The Resistance Fighter Who Looked Like a Movie Star
A Twitter/X post by Savvas Vlassis highlights a group of Cretan resistance fighters — among them, the unknown fighter on the left who looks strikingly...
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Ancient Roman Takeout Counter Makes Twitter User Question Civilization
A Twitter/X user shares an article about an archaeological discovery at Pompeii — a 2,000-year-old thermopolium (ancient Roman fast-food counter) — and the top reply...
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Good Morning to This Headline Only
A Twitter/X user shares a bizarre headline about Princess Diana with a simple caption: “good morning to this headline only.” The replies are chaos. The...
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The ancient artifact quest trope has a final boss
Twitter thread about the video game quest trope that keeps on giving: “Help us, they are stealing our ancient artifact!” → “Thank you, as a...
