Gorgocutie Explains
OP: “Every pleasure is a guilty pleasure if you were raised catholic enough”
Reply: “I’ve never related to something so hard in my life.”
OP: “That’ll be three Hail Marys”
Catholic upbringing in one thread. The church teaches that pleasure for its own sake is sinful, so even innocent enjoyments come with a built-in guilt response. The reply hits with relatable agreement, and the OP seals it with the expected penance — three Hail Marys.
The real joke is the programming: you can leave the church, but the guilt stays. Every vice, every indulgence, every lazy Sunday morning — somewhere in the back of a Catholic-raised brain, a nun is shaking her head.
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