It’s 2am and your fiancé is deep in the Habsburg jaw pipeline. Let him cook.

The male brain is a beautiful, terrifying thing. One minute you’re going to sleep, the next your partner is three Wikipedia rabbitholes deep into 15th-century Iberian succession wars. There is no context, no trigger — the algorithm simply decided it was time to learn about Ferdinand and Isabella’s marriage consolidation.
The best part? He can’t explain why he started. He just felt the call.
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