Five Minutes After the Invention of Everything
5 MINUTES AFTER INVENTION OF WHEEL: “bro, literally tho bro, the whole world is a wheel, turning round and round, an endless cycle of seasons...
Memes
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Future Archaeologists and the Dragon Charizard
Geeky REAL GINGE @desert_starr_57: “When civilization falls, and future archaeologists dig this up, they are going to think we worshiped a dragon named Charizard.” The...
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Taylor Swift Can Now Buy Kanye West
Taylor Swift Facts @TSwiftFTC: “Taylor Swift can now buy Kanye West and still have $700M left for herself.” Net worth cards: Taylor Swift $1.1B /...
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Skeleton Archer Career Planning
“I need to learn archery to become a skeleton archer after death, not a shitty infantry skeleton.” The endgame planning. The long-term career strategy. This...
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Minions Creator Claims They Did Not Work for Adolf Hitler
Minions’ creator claims that they DID NOT work for Adolf Hitler. @rejectness: “i don’t think they realized what that implies” Nobody said they punched a...
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The Nymphaeum — William-Adolphe Bouguereau, 1878
William-Adolphe Bouguereau (French, 1825–1905) — The Nymphaeum (El Ninfeo), 1878. Oil on canvas, 57 × 82.5 in. Haggin Museum, Stockton, California. Bouguereau again — the...
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The Dragon and the Crow — Sarah Andersen
“Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?” “Shiny.” [crow walks across the gold] “Hell yeah.” © Sarah Andersen. The dragon was a crow all...
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Nymph in a Glen — attributed to Frédéric Soulacroix
Attributed to Frédéric Soulacroix (French, 1858–1933) — Nymph in a Glen (Nymphe dans un vallon), undated, c. 1890s. Oil on canvas, 64.1 × 48.3 cm....
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Cleopatra When Octavian Entered Alexandria
Michael McGill: “Cleopatra, when Octavian entered Alexandria.” Quoting Roman History: “Today 30 BC Octavian (later known as Augustus) enters Alexandria, Egypt…” 30 BC. The last...
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Cupid and Psyche at the Fountain of Eternal Youth — Frank O. Salisbury
Frank O. Salisbury (British, 1874–1962) — Cupid and Psyche at the Fountain of Eternal Youth. Oil on canvas, 64 × 49.5 in. Eternal youth, dispensed...
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Echo — Alexandre Cabanel, 1874
Alexandre Cabanel (French, 1823–1889) — Echo, 1874. Oil on canvas, Metropolitan Museum of Art. The nymph who couldn’t say anything original, painted by the most...
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There Were No Bras in Ancient Greece
Panel 1: “Your bra strap is showing.” Panel 2: “There were no bras in Ancient Greece, silly.” Medusa, out here correcting history while turning people...
