Geeky REAL GINGE @desert_starr_57: “When civilization falls, and future archaeologists dig this up, they are going to think we worshiped a dragon named Charizard.”
The vault: ULTIMATE VAULT MAXIMUM SECURITY — LEVEL 7 CARDENTITY: LEGENDARY CLEARANCE: OMEGA — 1999 POKEMON GAME LEGENDARY CHARIZARD – HOLO 1ST EDITION – SHADOWLESS 10 #6 00108858 — QUANTUM SAFE TECH — MULTIVERSAL ENCAPSULATION PROTOCOL.
They’re not wrong. Future archaeologists are going to open that and think humanity built a religion around a fire-breathing dragon that lives in a card. And honestly? They won’t be entirely wrong. A PSA 10 shadowless 1st edition Charizard is worth six figures. We built quantum-safe multiversal encapsulation protocols for it. What else do you call that but worship with extra steps?
The ‘LEVEL 7 CARDENTITY’ bit is chef’s kiss. Card + identity. Somewhere in the multiverse, a future civilization is decoding this and founding a new religion around it, and the high priests will argue about whether the dragon was holo or shadowless.
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