The logic is airtight.
Dinosaurs died horribly millions of years ago → someone has to dig them up and study them → paleontologists exist → paleontologists love that dinosaurs died because it literally pays their bills.
The tombstone really says it all: "Dinosaurs Herrendously Died In The Past." And this guy? He’s living his best life. Suit on, peace sign up, fresh dirt mound, job security for life.
This is the kind of funeral where everyone’s sad except one person, and that person is a scientist who’s genuinely grateful for the career opportunity.
Dark? Maybe. Accurate? Absolutely. Every paleontologist knows this energy.
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