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How churches may have looked if Jesus was put to death in the last century
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How churches may have looked if Jesus was put to death in the last century

by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
Jesus was Italian
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Jesus was Italian

by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Tweet about Jesus being Italian
    Ancient History Facts, OhMyGods

    Jesus Was Born in the Roman Province of Judea, Therefore He Was Italian

    @bumbadumil4: “Jesus was not born in Bethlehem, Palestine you retard. Bethlehem was in the ROMAN PROVINCE of Judea, which was a satellite of the ROMAN...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Pericles Drops Some Breaking News About the Passion Sequel
    Eros, Historical Figures

    Pericles Drops Some Breaking News About the Passion Sequel

    The Passion of the Christ 2 discourse continues. This time, the ancient Athenian statesman Pericles himself weighs in from the underworld. Pericles (via @PerryALP..): “But...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Breaking News: Dead Guy Gets a Movie Sequel
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    Breaking News: Dead Guy Gets a Movie Sequel

    AF Post announces that Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ 2” will begin filming in 2025. Naturally, the replies are peak internet. Breaking Point...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Comparison between Jesus Christ and Prometheus from Greek mythology
    Greek Mythology Explained, OhMyGods

    Jesus vs Prometheus — The Similarities Will Blow Your Mind

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 months ago4 months ago
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    that must have made them very cross!
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    that must have made them very cross!

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 years ago4 years ago
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    They see me Rollin they amen
    OhMyGods

    They see me Rollin they amen

    Context: Ancient History Memes. Related mythology meme hubs Greek Mythology Memes Egyptian Mythology Memes Norse Mythology Memes Mythology Creatures & Monsters Memes Ancient History Memes

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 years ago4 months ago
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    Jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land
    OhMyGods

    Jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 4 years ago4 years ago
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    Works every time
    OhMyGods

    Works every time

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    Alpha move
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    Alpha move

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    Ouch, Jesus Christ!
    OhMyGods

    Ouch, Jesus Christ!

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    2000 year challenge
    OhMyGods

    2000 year challenge

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    Nailed it
    OhMyGods

    Nailed it

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

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    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

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    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

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    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

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    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

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    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

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    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

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    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

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    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

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