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When a 7-Foot Roman Emperor Charges at You at Harzhorn
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When a 7-Foot Roman Emperor Charges at You at Harzhorn

by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
I’ll Suck Your Dick Brutus: The Meme That Ruined Roman History
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I’ll Suck Your Dick Brutus: The Meme That Ruined Roman History

by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Breaking News: Dead Guy Gets a Movie Sequel
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    Breaking News: Dead Guy Gets a Movie Sequel

    AF Post announces that Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ 2” will begin filming in 2025. Naturally, the replies are peak internet. Breaking Point...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    History nerds at 14 pick their warrior archetype
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    History nerds at 14 pick their warrior archetype

    <img src= + IMG_URL + alt="History nerd warrior archetypes meme" /> History nerds at 14: picks a warrior archetype and makes it their entire personality....

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago2 months ago
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    Cato the Elder meme about Carthage must be destroyed
    Ancient History Facts, Greek Mythology Explained

    Carthage Must Be Destroyed

    They don’t know that Carthage must be destroyed. Yes we do. You say it at the end of every senate meeting. Gorgocutie’s Verdict: Cato the...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Does Valentine's Day Come From Roman Lupercalia?
    Ancient History Facts, Mythology

    Does Valentine's Day Come From Roman Lupercalia?

    The three days of the Roman festival of the “Lupercalia” was celebrated February 13-15th. It was to bless and cleanse the city and help with...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Nailed it
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    Nailed it

    Two Roman soldiers high-fiving each other: Nailed it! Jesus on the cross: Fuck off. Comic Mart Virkus.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    The Romans scraped oil and sweat from gladiators and sold it as
    Ancient History Facts

    The Romans scraped oil and sweat from gladiators and sold it as

    The Romans scraped oil and sweat from gladiators and sold it as magic potions. Girl: Haha, silly Romans. Boy: Yeah, what nonsense! Girl: So, how...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Ancient History Facts

    WTF #historymemes #ancientrome #historicalcosplay #romaomnia

    @historywithandrew WTF #historymemes #ancientrome #historicalcosplay #romaomnia ♬ original sound – Andrew Iverson

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

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    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

  • Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

  • Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

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    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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