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History nerds at 14 pick their warrior archetype
<img src= + IMG_URL + alt="History nerd warrior archetypes meme" /> History nerds at 14: picks a warrior archetype and makes it their entire personality....
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Carthage Must Be Destroyed
They don’t know that Carthage must be destroyed. Yes we do. You say it at the end of every senate meeting. Gorgocutie’s Verdict: Cato the...
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UncategorisedByzanteens
Byzanteens. Gorgocutie’s Verdict: The Byzantine Empire (330-1453 AD) was the medieval continuation of the Roman Empire in the East. By the time it fell, it...
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Something Feminine About a Man Using Spreadsheets
@ratlimit says: “Something feminine about a man using spreadsheets. You were meant to trade grain in ancient Sumeria.” “You’ll never guess what they used to...
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UncategorisedEa-Nasir Strikes Again
George Saoulidis (@georgecursor) replying to FanlessTech’s report that ASUS uses fake copper in their products: “Ea-Nasir strikes again” Gorgocutie’s Verdict: If you know, you know....
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White People Can’t Handle Spicy Food, Said the Dutch East India Company
+ “White people can’t handle spicy food.” + The Dutch East India Company, arriving with a fleet of armed merchant ships to monopolise the global...
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Ancient Roman Engineer vs. Modern Engineer: The Doge Version
+ Ancient Roman engineer: “What the fuck is calculus? Anyway, gonna build a 70-mile long aqueduct.” + Modern engineer: “AutoCAD crashed again.” + The Buff...
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When You Think the Punic Wars Are Over and Then You See an Elephant in the Alps
+ A Roman soldier, relieved that the Second Punic War is finally over, is enjoying a nice peaceful hike through the Alps. The air is...
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When Your Holy Book Mentions Them But Theirs Doesn’t Mention You
+ Theological rock-paper-scissors nobody asked for. + The meme uses the classic Good Place reaction format to compare how three major religions describe each other...
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Uncategorised“Make Tea, Not War” and Other Things Nobody Who Knows History Would Say
+ Saw a bumper sticker that said “Make tea, not war.” Cute. Peaceful. Hippie energy. + Then you remember that tea is arguably the single...
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UncategorisedIt Was Never Supposed to Be “Duck Face”
You thought duck face was a selfie pose from the 2010s? The medieval monks got there first and they took it literally. This collage from...
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Keeping Swans Safe From Catapults — 1350 AD Headlines Hit Different
“Weird medieval guys” posting a 1350 AD type of headline: “Keeping swans safe from catapults.” This is pure medieval energy. While modern headlines are about...
