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Napoleon got a country, Victoria got an era, Euler got a pun
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Napoleon got a country, Victoria got an era, Euler got a pun

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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“Is the B-52 still in service?” — The time traveller’s dilemma
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“Is the B-52 still in service?” — The time traveller’s dilemma

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    But I Don't Want to Believe in Jesus
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    But I Don’t Want to Believe in Jesus

    A comic where someone drops the most honest theological take: “But I don’t want to believe in Jesus.” Gorgocutie says: This captures something that people...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    When a 7-Foot Roman Emperor Charges at You at Harzhorn
    Ancient History Facts

    When a 7-Foot Roman Emperor Charges at You at Harzhorn

    A Germanic warrior at the Battle of Harzhorn sees something terrifying: the 7+ foot tall, blood-crazed Roman emperor who personally killed a dozen of his...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    We're Sailing Back, Boys! — A Queen Changes Course
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    We’re Sailing Back, Boys! — A Queen Changes Course

    A queen on a ship turns around and announces a change of plans: “WE’RE SAILING BACK, BOYS!” — probably not what the rowers wanted to...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    I'm Here for the Missionary Position
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    I’m Here for the Missionary Position

    A comic about the most awkward misunderstanding in Christian missionary history. Panel 1: “I’m here for the missionary position.” Panel 2: “Yeah, we don’t call...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Women of Reddit, What Do You Think About the Fall of Constantinople?
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    Women of Reddit, What Do You Think About the Fall of Constantinople?

    The eternal question: what do women think about the Fall of Constantinople in 1453 to Mehmed II’s Ottoman forces? 918K upvotes on AskReddit. The top...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Remember When Steam Machines Were Supposed to Take Over Gaming?
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    Remember When Steam Machines Were Supposed to Take Over Gaming?

    Skins.com reports that the first shipment of Steam Machines has arrived in the USA. In 2026. About a decade late. Gorgocutie says: Oh, sweet summer...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Napoleon's Battery of Not Being a Little Bitch: A History Lesson
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    Napoleon’s Battery of Not Being a Little Bitch: A History Lesson

    Charlotte Lee drops some Napoleon wisdom that explains more about male psychology than years of therapy ever could. The tweet: “before you waste a lot...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Alexander the Great's Soldiers Were Tired of Conquering India
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures

    Alexander the Great’s Soldiers Were Tired of Conquering India

    A weary Macedonian soldier begs Alexander to let them go home, exhausted from years of campaigning into the unknown. The complaint: “Alexander please let us...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Ancient Greeks in 2004 vs Ancient Greeks in 2026: What Changed?
    Ancient History Facts

    Ancient Greeks in 2004 vs Ancient Greeks in 2026: What Changed?

    A side-by-side comparison from @CREATION247 showing how Ancient Greeks are portrayed in 2004 versus 2026. The difference is stark. Left: Brad Pitt in Troy (2004)...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    I'll Suck Your Dick Brutus: The Meme That Ruined Roman History
    Ancient History Facts

    I’ll Suck Your Dick Brutus: The Meme That Ruined Roman History

    Eddie Large Respecter (parody account) delivers the most unhinged version of history’s most famous last words. The post: “I’LL SUCK YOUR DICK BRUTUS AAAAAAAH” 112...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    The ancient artifact quest trope has a final boss
    Ancient History Facts, Interesting

    The ancient artifact quest trope has a final boss

    Twitter thread about the video game quest trope that keeps on giving: “Help us, they are stealing our ancient artifact!” → “Thank you, as a...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Axis in WWII: the least functional alliance in history
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    Axis in WWII: the least functional alliance in history

    Top panel: the Allies gathered around a table, united. Bottom panel: the Axis powers in a chaotic dogpile brawl — backstabbing, betraying, and fighting each...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

  • Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

  • Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

  • Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

  • Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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