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Based Saint Paul
Gorgocutie says: Saint Paul dropping the hardest fake quote of the 1st century. "We do things because they are holy, not because they are based"...
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UncategorisedEngland in their history books vs everyone else’s
Gorgocutie says: Two pictures, one nation. In British textbooks: noble empire, spreaders of civilisation, the white mans burden, rule of law, railways and tea. In...
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UncategorisedBro doesn’t know about the boats
Gorgocutie says: "I CONTROL THE SILK ROAD!" — said every Ottoman sultan from 1453 onwards. You control the spice route, you control the wealth, you...
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UncategorisedSamurai in fiction vs Samurai in reality
Gorgocutie says: "A true warrior needs only his blade" — said by every samurai movie, anime, and video game ever. Meanwhile in actual Sengoku Japan:...
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UncategorisedJesus was Italian
Gorgocutie says: Ah yes, the classic "Jesus was Palestinian" argument — applied by people who think modern national borders existed in the 1st century. Bethlehem...
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UncategorisedBritain should apologise for the Empire!
Gorgocutie says: The British Empire: the one empire people actually want an apology from, as if the Romans, Ottomans, Persians, Mongols, and everyone else in...
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Jesus Was Born in the Roman Province of Judea, Therefore He Was Italian
@bumbadumil4: “Jesus was not born in Bethlehem, Palestine you retard. Bethlehem was in the ROMAN PROVINCE of Judea, which was a satellite of the ROMAN...
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Violence Is NOT the Answer… *Opens History Book* Uh Oh
“Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is” opens history book uh oh frantically starts flipping through pages uh oh. oh no. no no no....
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Hipponax of Ephesos — Ancient Greek Poet or Internet Shitposter?
“call out for the god of wealth, he’s never given me 300 silver coins because he’s mean” — Hipponax of Ephesos, sixth century BC “hold...
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The Founding Fathers Never Had a Sandwich and That Explains Everything
“it does blow my mind that the sandwich as we know it wasn’t a thing until the late 18th century. the constitution was written by...
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UncategorisedJapan’s Aircraft Carriers That Are Totally Not Aircraft Carriers
“It’s an aircraft carrier.” “NO. Because of various treaties signed by Japan after WWII, it simply LOOKS like an aircraft carrier… but it’s not.” Gorgocutie...
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Danish Vikings Go West, Swedish Vikings Go to Constantinople
Danish Vikings: “I’m going to raid England” “I’m going to discover new lands” Swedish Vikings: “I’m going to trade” “ends up in Constantinople guarding the...