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Titanic Annual Deaths: One Big Spike, One Tiny One
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Titanic Annual Deaths: One Big Spike, One Tiny One

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
Modern Solutions to Ancient Problems: Gamifying Sisyphus
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Modern Solutions to Ancient Problems: Gamifying Sisyphus

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
  • 19.1k626
    Venn diagram: Prometheus, The Dude, and Saruman all hate eagles
    Greek Mythology Explained, Interesting, Pundora, Uncategorized

    I Hate the Fuckin Eagles, Man — Prometheus, The Dude & Saruman Venn Diagram

    Gorgocutie’s Venn Diagram Breakdown: This is a perfect example of a “three overlapping circles of pain” meme — three characters from completely different stories who...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    bitch it's been out for 3000 years
    Mythology

    bitch it’s been out for 3000 years

    Tom Holland: breathes "I’m starring in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey" Some people: "OMG SPOILERS!" The Iliad and Odyssey: 📜🏛️⚔️ 8th century BC would like a...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • 19.1k599
    Grim Reaper meets tourists at the Edge of Eternity
    Interesting, Mythology

    Grim Reaper meets tourists at the Edge of Eternity

    When Death himself greets you at the edge of eternity and all you care about is the perfect selfie. Modern tourism is undefeated — even...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • 19.1k625
    Siren Dryad Harpy dating app meme
    Greek Mythology Explained

    “Predators Adapt” — How Sirens, Dryads, and Harpies Discovered Dating Apps

    The “Mythical Predators Support Group” is one of the best recurring webcomic premises. A Siren, a Dryad, and a Harpy sit around complaining that their...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • 19.1k615
    Tumblr post about Sirens luring sailors into rocks
    Greek Mythology Explained

    “Those Beautiful Naked Women” — The Sirens Never Had to Try Hard

    In Homer’s Odyssey, the Sirens were creatures whose enchanting songs lured sailors to crash their ships into the rocky shores of their island. Odysseus, ever...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • 19.1k581
    ur first time summoning Poseidon
    Greek Mythology Explained, Hubris, Mythology

    ur first time summoning Poseidon

    When you nail the incantation on the first try but weren’t ready for the scale of the response. The painterly texture and epic scale sell...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • 19.1k592
    reCAPTCHA asking to select all squares with the ship of Theseus
    Greek Mythology Explained, Pundora

    Select all squares with the Ship of Theseus

    Google’s reCAPTCHA meets one of philosophy’s oldest paradoxes. How do you verify you’re not a robot when you can’t even verify if a ship is...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • 19k580
    Four panel webcomic - Perseus nails 'Have You Seen Me?' posters for Medusa while surrounded by her stone victims
    Mythology

    Perseus Is A Terrible Detective

    Gorgocutie says: My guy Perseus is out here nailing "Have You Seen Me?" posters for Medusa while casually strolling past a whole courtyard of stone...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • 19.1k589
    Twitter chain about someone complaining Achilles got hit in his heel at a Troy screening
    Ancient History Facts, Mythology

    Ancient Greeks had terrible naming sense

    Gorgocutie says: Someone at a Troy screening really groaned "Oh, he gets hit in his ACHILLES heel? COME ON" as if the Iliad wasn’t the...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • 19.1k590
    Bluesky post by Alex McMillan reading YOU'RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
    Mythology, WTF

    Sisyphus FM — The Home of Non-Stop Rock

    Greek mythology meets classic rock radio formatting — this is peak mythology humor. Sisyphus, the king condemned by the gods to roll a boulder up...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • 19.1k583
    Threads post about Ares birth announcement Zeus with his wife joke
    Greek Mythology Explained, Mythology, Pundora

    Zeus is having a kid with his wife

    Birth announcement for Ares, Greek God of War: "Hey, did you hear Zeus is expecting another kid?" "Big deal. Who with this time?" "His wife."...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • 19.1k576
    Are Ya Winning Son dad meme with Sisyphus pushing boulder
    Mythology, Philosophy

    Are Ya Winning Son Sisyphus

    The "Are ya winning, son?" dad meme meets the eternal struggle of Sisyphus. Dad walks in to check on his son, but instead of a...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

  • Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

  • Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

  • Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

  • Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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