The Greeks Trying to Give Helen of Detroit to the Trojans by Force
Right, so after the whole "face that launched a thousand ships" debacle, the Greeks have apparently moved on to a more… modern approach. Meet Helen...
Mythology
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Helen of Troy, seeing herself being depicted on screen:
Helen of Troy watches the algorithm reward rage while burying creativity. She’s not wrong. Helen of Troy — the face that launched a thousand ships...
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Helen of Troy Reacts to Her Modern Screen Depictions
Right, so Helen of Troy — the woman whose face launched a thousand ships — is apparently supposed to just sit back and watch modern...
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Plotinus Invented “The One” Before Highlander, Buffy, and The Matrix
Before Neo, before Buffy, before Highlander’s “there can be only one” — a 3rd-century philosopher already had The One. A nearly forgotten philosopher named Plotinus...
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The Biology Of Monster Girls — An Anatomical Analysis
The Biology Scientist: “HOW THE F….!?” The Monster Musume Author: (smug Shrek grin) A three-panel masterpiece. At the top, a detailed pseudo-scientific anatomical cross-section of...
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Cerberus Just Wants His Ball Back
A classic from PartTimeDragons. Three wolves with glowing red eyes corner a terrified man in the woods. They’re about to eat him. Then they stop....
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10 Of The Best Mythology Books To Read – Legendary Tales & Epic Stories
In the mood for gods, monsters, and epic quests? Skip Netflix. These are the best mythology books that’ll take you straight to Olympus, Asgard, and...
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Girls vs Boys With a Time Machine: One Wants to Connect With the Witches, The Other Already Has the Stakes
Two approaches to the same time-travel premise. Wildly different outcomes. GIRLS WITH A TIME MACHINE Three Doomer girls in black chokers: “We are the granddaughters...
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Imperial Legions vs Caesar Legions: Doubling Your Pay vs Take Our Life Savings
A tale of two armies — and what loyalty actually means. IMPERIAL LEGIONS Giga-Chad emperor with laurel wreath: “I AM DOUBLING YOUR PAY.” Crying Wojak...
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Know the Work Rules: One Roman Empire Claim is Sweet, The Other Gets You Reported to HR
Two men walk into an office. Both say the same thing: “I am the Roman Empire.” One gets a warm smile and a heart. The...
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Know the Work Rules: One Roman Empire Claim is Sweet, The Other Gets You Reported to HR
Two men walk into an office. Both say the same thing: “I’m the Roman Empire.” One gets a warm smile and a heart. The other...
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It’s So Over — Since 2800 BC: The Oldest Complaint in Human History
“The earth is degenerating today. Bribery and corruption abound. Children no longer obey their parents, every man wants to write a book, and it is...