Girls vs Boys With a Time Machine: One Wants to Connect With the Witches, The Other Already Has the Stakes

Two approaches to the same time-travel premise. Wildly different outcomes.

GIRLS WITH A TIME MACHINE

Three Doomer girls in black chokers: “We are the granddaughters of the witches they did not burn.”

Historical witch on a broomstick with a black cat: “Who are you.”

The girls see solidarity, reclamation, ancestral connection. The actual witch has no idea what is happening.

BOYS WITH A TIME MACHINE

Chad: “You have time traveling witches in your settlement.”

Pilgrim Chad in the hat: “Thank you descendant, I will get the stakes.”

No questions. No hesitation. Straight to the solution.

The contrast is perfect. One side wants to connect with history. The other side wants to finish the job.

Meme via internet.