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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White
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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old
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Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Ancient Greeks in 2004 vs Ancient Greeks in 2026: What Changed?
    Ancient History Facts

    Ancient Greeks in 2004 vs Ancient Greeks in 2026: What Changed?

    A side-by-side comparison from @CREATION247 showing how Ancient Greeks are portrayed in 2004 versus 2026. The difference is stark. Left: Brad Pitt in Troy (2004)...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    I'll Suck Your Dick Brutus: The Meme That Ruined Roman History
    Ancient History Facts

    I’ll Suck Your Dick Brutus: The Meme That Ruined Roman History

    Eddie Large Respecter (parody account) delivers the most unhinged version of history’s most famous last words. The post: “I’LL SUCK YOUR DICK BRUTUS AAAAAAAH” 112...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Pericles Drops Some Breaking News About the Passion Sequel
    Eros, Historical Figures

    Pericles Drops Some Breaking News About the Passion Sequel

    The Passion of the Christ 2 discourse continues. This time, the ancient Athenian statesman Pericles himself weighs in from the underworld. Pericles (via @PerryALP..): “But...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Ancient Roman Takeout Counter Makes Twitter User Question Civilization
    Ancient History Facts, Interesting

    Ancient Roman Takeout Counter Makes Twitter User Question Civilization

    A Twitter/X user shares an article about an archaeological discovery at Pompeii — a 2,000-year-old thermopolium (ancient Roman fast-food counter) — and the top reply...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    The ancient artifact quest trope has a final boss
    Ancient History Facts, Interesting

    The ancient artifact quest trope has a final boss

    Twitter thread about the video game quest trope that keeps on giving: “Help us, they are stealing our ancient artifact!” → “Thank you, as a...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    History nerds at 14 pick their warrior archetype
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    History nerds at 14 pick their warrior archetype

    <img src= + IMG_URL + alt="History nerd warrior archetypes meme" /> History nerds at 14: picks a warrior archetype and makes it their entire personality....

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago2 months ago
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    Cato the Elder meme about Carthage must be destroyed
    Ancient History Facts, Greek Mythology Explained

    Carthage Must Be Destroyed

    They don’t know that Carthage must be destroyed. Yes we do. You say it at the end of every senate meeting. Gorgocutie’s Verdict: Cato the...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Ancient Roman Engineer vs. Modern Engineer: The Doge Version
    Ancient History Facts, Pets on Marble

    Ancient Roman Engineer vs. Modern Engineer: The Doge Version

    + Ancient Roman engineer: “What the fuck is calculus? Anyway, gonna build a 70-mile long aqueduct.” + Modern engineer: “AutoCAD crashed again.” + The Buff...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    A comic about a Roman history enthusiast who named their son a full Roman emperor name
    Ancient History Facts

    The Roman Obsession Is Out of Control

    “I’m so sick of your Roman obsession, even our son is affected by it!” “You leave Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus out of this!” When your...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    What Is a Common Myth About Your Country That Is 100% False but People Still Believe?
    Mythology

    What Is a Common Myth About Your Country That Is 100% False but People Still Believe?

    Every country has its own mythology. Not the Zeus and Thor kind, but the national origin story kind. The ”Napoleon was short” myth, the ”Great...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago2 months ago
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    Why Are Norse Women So Hot? Because Vikings Did Not Bring Back the Ugly Ones
    Ancient History Facts

    Why Are Norse Women So Hot? Because Vikings Did Not Bring Back the Ugly Ones

    Viking raiding was not just about treasure and territory. It was also a very aggressive form of international dating. You sail across the North Sea,...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago2 months ago
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    How People Imagine the Renaissance vs. What It Actually Was
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    How People Imagine the Renaissance vs. What It Actually Was

    When you say Renaissance, most people picture kings in golden halls, feasts that last a week, and everyone walking around in flawless velvet robes looking...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago2 months ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

  • Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

  • Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

  • Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

  • Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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