What are we praying for now?

Beanie: Sorry, I’ve lost track. What are we paying for now?

Nun: We are praying, sister Tiabeanie, that God might see fit to help the poor.

Beanie: If you want to help them, why not melt this God guy down and pass him out like coins? Cut out the middle-man, right guys?

Nun: Blasphemer! How dare you being logic into God’s house?