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How churches may have looked if Jesus was put to death in the last century
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How churches may have looked if Jesus was put to death in the last century

by Gorgocutie 1 month ago1 month ago
Jesus was Italian
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Jesus was Italian

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Mythbusters

    Archaeologists Believe They've Unearthed Jesus's Childhood Home

    The evidence lies beneath a convent in Nazareth.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    OhMyGods

    Jesus out there crashing the market before it was cool

    Hipster Jesus.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    It's not insomnia

    Jesus pointing at his halo: It’s not insomnia, it’s this damn light.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    Museum Boys

    This. This is what friends are for.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    Mythography

    The Virgin Mary With the Christ Child

    This small-scale circular panel is a high-quality version of a subject much loved by Simon Vouet during his years in Paris: The Virgin Mary with...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    One of you will betray me

    Picture of sad Jesus: When the disciples say they’re not going out but you see them all together on Judas’ Snapchat story.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    WTF

    Nailed it

    Two Roman soldiers high-fiving each other: Nailed it! Jesus on the cross: Fuck off. Comic Mart Virkus.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    Christ calls off plans for return after realising

    Christ calls off plans for return after realising it’s been so long it’ll be weird now.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
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    Pundora

    Monk who claims he saw face of Jesus…

    Monk who claims he saw face of Jesus in his margarine tub said, “I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.” Picture of Buddhist monk.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Pundora

    Jesus supped with his Apostles

    Jesus supped with his Apostles.John XIII. 14 Jesus: Sup. Apostles replying: Sup.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Shoo!

    Jesus chasing away a dinosaur: Shoo! Shoo! You’re fucking up my story you big brown cunt.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • 19k588
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    Hot to win friends and influence people

    Illustration of Jesus over two men pouring water from jars into a bigger jar and it turns to red wine. Caption: Then Jesus said, this...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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