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How churches may have looked if Jesus was put to death in the last century
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How churches may have looked if Jesus was put to death in the last century

by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
Jesus was Italian
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Jesus was Italian

by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Archaeologists Believe They've Unearthed Jesus's Childhood Home
    Mythbusters

    Archaeologists Believe They've Unearthed Jesus's Childhood Home

    The evidence lies beneath a convent in Nazareth.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Jesus out there crashing the market before it was cool
    OhMyGods

    Jesus out there crashing the market before it was cool

    Hipster Jesus.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    It's not insomnia
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    It's not insomnia

    Jesus pointing at his halo: It’s not insomnia, it’s this damn light.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    This. This is what friends are for.
    Museum Boys

    This. This is what friends are for.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    The Virgin Mary With the Christ Child
    Mythography

    The Virgin Mary With the Christ Child

    This small-scale circular panel is a high-quality version of a subject much loved by Simon Vouet during his years in Paris: The Virgin Mary with...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    One of you will betray me
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    One of you will betray me

    Picture of sad Jesus: When the disciples say they’re not going out but you see them all together on Judas’ Snapchat story.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Nailed it
    WTF

    Nailed it

    Two Roman soldiers high-fiving each other: Nailed it! Jesus on the cross: Fuck off. Comic Mart Virkus.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Christ calls off plans for return after realising
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    Christ calls off plans for return after realising

    Christ calls off plans for return after realising it’s been so long it’ll be weird now.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Monk who claims he saw face of Jesus...
    Pundora

    Monk who claims he saw face of Jesus…

    Monk who claims he saw face of Jesus in his margarine tub said, “I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.” Picture of Buddhist monk.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Jesus supped with his Apostles
    Pundora

    Jesus supped with his Apostles

    Jesus supped with his Apostles.John XIII. 14 Jesus: Sup. Apostles replying: Sup.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Shoo!
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    Shoo!

    Jesus chasing away a dinosaur: Shoo! Shoo! You’re fucking up my story you big brown cunt.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
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    Hot to win friends and influence people
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    Hot to win friends and influence people

    Illustration of Jesus over two men pouring water from jars into a bigger jar and it turns to red wine. Caption: Then Jesus said, this...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

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    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

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    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

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    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

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    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

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    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

  • Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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