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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White
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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old
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Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    People Have Literally Just Always Been People
    Interesting, Philosophy

    People Have Literally Just Always Been People

    Alright darlings, let’s unpack this little time capsule. Left side — a Cucuteni-Trypillian bull on wheels, circa 3950–3650 BC from what is now Ukraine. That’s...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
  • 19k591
    Spot the Difference — Caesar and the UFC
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Interesting, Memes

    Spot the Difference — Caesar and the UFC

    A “spot the difference” from @europoor on X, with the punchline delivered in the reply: “No difference. Guess which book you are in.” Left: Vincenzo...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Girls vs Boys With a Time Machine: One Wants to Connect With the Witches, The Other Already Has the Stakes
    Memes, Mythology

    Girls vs Boys With a Time Machine: One Wants to Connect With the Witches, The Other Already Has the Stakes

    Two approaches to the same time-travel premise. Wildly different outcomes. GIRLS WITH A TIME MACHINE Three Doomer girls in black chokers: “We are the granddaughters...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Dracula Characters Do Not Know They Are Characters in Dracula — And It Is Hilarious
    Memes

    Dracula Characters Do Not Know They Are Characters in Dracula — And It Is Hilarious

    “There is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in Dracula do not know that they are characters in Dracula.”...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Imperial Legions vs Caesar Legions: Doubling Your Pay vs Take Our Life Savings
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Memes, Mythology

    Imperial Legions vs Caesar Legions: Doubling Your Pay vs Take Our Life Savings

    A tale of two armies — and what loyalty actually means. IMPERIAL LEGIONS Giga-Chad emperor with laurel wreath: “I AM DOUBLING YOUR PAY.” Crying Wojak...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Know the Work Rules: One Roman Empire Claim is Sweet, The Other Gets You Reported to HR
    Ancient History Facts, Memes, Mythology

    Know the Work Rules: One Roman Empire Claim is Sweet, The Other Gets You Reported to HR

    Two men walk into an office. Both say the same thing: “I am the Roman Empire.” One gets a warm smile and a heart. The...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
  • 19.1k636
    Assyrian clay tablet Wojak doom meme - It's So Over Since 2800 BC
    Ancient History Facts, Memes, Mythology

    Know the Work Rules: One Roman Empire Claim is Sweet, The Other Gets You Reported to HR

    Two men walk into an office. Both say the same thing: “I’m the Roman Empire.” One gets a warm smile and a heart. The other...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Plato bust on The Rock's body
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Mythology

    Plato Was a Wrestler Named ‘Broad’ Who Settled Debates by Flexing — The Rock of Ancient Greece

    Okay, let’s talk about Plato. You know Plato, right? The Republic, Allegory of the Cave, Theory of Forms — founding father of Western philosophy. Well:...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Plato bust on The Rock's body
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Uncategorized

    Plato Was a Wrestler Named ‘Broad’ Who Settled Debates by Flexing — The Rock of Ancient Greece

    Okay, let’s talk about Plato. You know Plato, right? The Republic, Allegory of the Cave, Theory of Forms — founding father of Western philosophy. Well:...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
  • 19.1k645
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Uncategorized

    Plato Was a Wrestler Named ‘Broad’ Who Settled Debates by Flexing — The Rock of Ancient Greece

    Okay, let’s talk about Plato. You know Plato, right? The Republic, Allegory of the Cave, Theory of Forms — founding father of Western philosophy. Well:...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Xerxes: reality vs Hollywood — they did him dirty
    Historical Figures, Memes, Mythology

    Xerxes: reality vs Hollywood — they did him dirty

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Turtle bites off cop's toe — Hudson River, 1924
    Memes

    Turtle bites off cop’s toe — Hudson River, 1924

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

  • Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

  • Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

  • Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

  • Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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