Socrates Calls Tech Support — What Is Help?
Tech support: ‘How may I help you?’ Socrates: ‘What is help?’ Tech support: ‘Mr. Socrates, please stop calling unless you have a real tech question.’...
History
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Zeus Checking Out Women — Ancient Greece Never Ended
Women in ancient Greece minding their own business. Zeus: appears Some things never change. Zeus has been checking out mortal women for millennia. Now he...
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Dave Bautista and Tom Holland — Greek Mythos Warriors
Dave Bautista and Tom Holland, in full Greek armor, holding gyros and Mythos. This is the most Greek thing ever produced for a commercial. Mythos...
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Greek Philosopher or Ailment — The Puzzle
A Wrong Hands puzzle by John Atkinson. Can you tell which is a Greek philosopher and which is a disease? Typhus? Epimenides? Anaxarchus? Septicemia? Panaetius?...
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Byzantine Discussion BDSM Club
A Byzantine-themed BDSM club advertisement. The empress holds a whip while a scholar-knight reads strategy and politics. The artist’s signature is visible. Some historical aesthetics...
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Tweets From 3150 BC — Upper vs Lower Egypt
"Tweets from 3150 BC" @Bashmurian: "Upper Egyptians shouldn’t mix with lower Egyptians." Some things never change. The Upper/Lower Egypt divide existed for millennia before unification...
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Time Machine Wires — Ancient Sumer Copper Horror
TwoSentenceHorror: "I was relieved when I realized the only damage to the time machine was to the wires." "All I need to do now is...
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Spartan War Cry — Helen of Troy Edition
Queen Gorgo (or Helen of Troy) screaming the Spartan war cry: Ιγκό ταίλι άσιλω!!! Being held back by Spartan soldiers while screaming the battle cry...
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Greek Gigachad — Barges Into the Punic War and Leaves
Barges into the 1st Punic War Beats the Romans Refuses to elaborate further Leaves Greek Gigachad energy. The First Punic War was Rome vs Carthage,...
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Crazy Bones Were Based on an Ancient Roman Game
Remember Crazy Bones? Those collectible plastic figurines from the 90s? They were actually based on a game kids played in Ancient Rome. The Roman game...
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Pericles — Politics Takes an Interest in You Whether You Like It or Not
Pericles: ‘Just because you do not take an interest in politics does not mean politics will not take an interest in you.’ One of the...
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Alexander Hamilton on Immigration — The Trojan Horse
Alexander Hamilton: ‘The influx of foreigners must, therefore, tend to change and corrupt the national spirit. To admit foreigners indiscriminately is to invite a Trojan...