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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White
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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White

by Gorgocutie 1 week ago1 week ago
Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old
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Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old

by Gorgocutie 2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
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    Could 100 men beat a gorilla

    Gorgocutie says: "Could 100 men beat a gorilla?" — our ancestors didn’t even ask the question. They were out here hunting woolly mammoths with pointy...

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    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago1 month ago
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    Martin Luther Playmobil

    Gorgocutie says: Martin Luther, the man who nailed 95 theses to a church door and singlehandedly split Western Christendom, became the fastest-selling Playmobil figure ever...

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    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago1 month ago
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    1940s swimsuits vs today homecoming dresses

    Gorgocutie says: "I bet the 1940s didn’t know their swimsuits would become today’s Homecoming dresses" — and they would probably be horrified. What was a...

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    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago1 month ago
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    Based Saint Paul

    Gorgocutie says: Saint Paul dropping the hardest fake quote of the 1st century. "We do things because they are holy, not because they are based"...

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    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago1 month ago
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    History nerds at 14 pick their warrior archetype

    <img src= + IMG_URL + alt="History nerd warrior archetypes meme" /> History nerds at 14: picks a warrior archetype and makes it their entire personality....

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 weeks ago
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    Mythology

    What Is a Common Myth About Your Country That Is 100% False but People Still Believe?

    Every country has its own mythology. Not the Zeus and Thor kind, but the national origin story kind. The ”Napoleon was short” myth, the ”Great...

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    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 weeks ago
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    Why Are Norse Women So Hot? Because Vikings Did Not Bring Back the Ugly Ones

    Viking raiding was not just about treasure and territory. It was also a very aggressive form of international dating. You sail across the North Sea,...

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    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 weeks ago
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    How People Imagine the Renaissance vs. What It Actually Was

    When you say Renaissance, most people picture kings in golden halls, feasts that last a week, and everyone walking around in flawless velvet robes looking...

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    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 weeks ago
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    Look at Me. I Am the Helen of Troy Now

    A meme perfectly captures the absurdity of modern Hollywood recasting ancient Greek mythology.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 weeks ago
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    If the tits are legit, you must acquit

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    by Gorgocutie 4 years ago2 weeks ago
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    Samurai faxes Lincoln

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    by Gorgocutie 4 years ago2 weeks ago
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    Egyptian Pharaohs Really Did Masturbate Into The Nile River

    There were ceremonies with both pleasure for the god and the Egyptian worshipper. It was a ceremony where Egyptian Pharaohs masturbate into the Nile River.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 5 years ago2 weeks ago
  • Spanish Civil War — Republican Militia Beach Training

    Spanish Civil War — Republican Militia Beach Training

  • Vampire Sensitivity Training — Don’t Commit Genocide

    Vampire Sensitivity Training — Don’t Commit Genocide

  • Doge Bomber — Nagasaki and Hiroshima

    Doge Bomber — Nagasaki and Hiroshima

  • Angelina Jolie as Colin Farrell’s Mother — Still...

    Angelina Jolie as Colin Farrell’s Mother — Still...

  • The Evolution of Ethics — A Simpsons Meme

    The Evolution of Ethics — A Simpsons Meme

  • HBO’s Rome vs Nolan’s Rome — The Desaturation...

    HBO’s Rome vs Nolan’s Rome — The Desaturation...

  • Haakon Jarl — Netflix Turned a Viking Warrior...

    Haakon Jarl — Netflix Turned a Viking Warrior...

  • Golden-Haired Helen — Homer vs Hollywood

    Golden-Haired Helen — Homer vs Hollywood

  • Nolan Says Odyssey Backlash Is Irrelevant — Greeks...

    Nolan Says Odyssey Backlash Is Irrelevant — Greeks...

  • HBO’s Rome Was Colorful — Modern Hollywood Forgot

    HBO’s Rome Was Colorful — Modern Hollywood Forgot

  • Totally Normal vs Extremist Behavior — Trad West

    Totally Normal vs Extremist Behavior — Trad West

  • Aristotle or Taylor Swift’s Garbage — Priorities

    Aristotle or Taylor Swift’s Garbage — Priorities

  • Napoleon — Lost Waterloo, Still the GOAT

    Napoleon — Lost Waterloo, Still the GOAT

  • Funeral Ouija Board — Let’s Stay in Touch

    Funeral Ouija Board — Let’s Stay in Touch

  • Napoleon’s Deportation Order — Saint-Domingue

    Napoleon’s Deportation Order — Saint-Domingue

  • Spartan Soldiers — Leaving 10/10 Wives to Save...

    Spartan Soldiers — Leaving 10/10 Wives to Save...

  • Biopics Be Like — Original vs Accurate

    Biopics Be Like — Original vs Accurate

  • Hitler Was Bad — Source?

    Hitler Was Bad — Source?

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