Socrates Calls Tech Support — What Is Help?

Tech support: ‘How may I help you?’
Socrates: ‘What is help?’
Tech support: ‘Mr. Socrates, please stop calling unless you have a real tech question.’
Socrates: ‘How do you know my question is not a real tech question?’

The Socratic method meets IT support. This is why philosophers shouldn’t have computers.