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The second you try to fall asleep… your brain hits you with the important questions
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The second you try to fall asleep… your brain hits you with the important questions

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
“Who said a hijabi couldn’t graduate” — The Quran replies
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“Who said a hijabi couldn’t graduate” — The Quran replies

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Girls vs Boys With a Time Machine: One Wants to Connect With the Witches, The Other Already Has the Stakes
    Memes, Mythology

    Girls vs Boys With a Time Machine: One Wants to Connect With the Witches, The Other Already Has the Stakes

    Two approaches to the same time-travel premise. Wildly different outcomes. GIRLS WITH A TIME MACHINE Three Doomer girls in black chokers: “We are the granddaughters...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Dracula Characters Do Not Know They Are Characters in Dracula — And It Is Hilarious
    Memes

    Dracula Characters Do Not Know They Are Characters in Dracula — And It Is Hilarious

    “There is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in Dracula do not know that they are characters in Dracula.”...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
  • 19.1k627
    Imperial Legions vs Caesar Legions: Doubling Your Pay vs Take Our Life Savings
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Memes, Mythology

    Imperial Legions vs Caesar Legions: Doubling Your Pay vs Take Our Life Savings

    A tale of two armies — and what loyalty actually means. IMPERIAL LEGIONS Giga-Chad emperor with laurel wreath: “I AM DOUBLING YOUR PAY.” Crying Wojak...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    4 panel meme about Luddite attitudes towards technology across history
    Interesting, Memes, Uncategorized

    Ermm Can We Not Use [Every New Invention Ever] — The Oldest Tradition in Human History

    Every generation thinks this time is different. That this new invention is where humanity finally went too far. And every generation is wrong. Meet our...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
  • 19.1k617
    If he knows the difference between the Ottoman and Byzantine empires
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    If he knows the difference between the Ottoman and Byzantine empires

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Archaeologists Were at a Loss When They Found This Artifact
    Memes, Uncategorized

    Archaeologists Were at a Loss When They Found This Artifact

    Gorgocutie says: Archaeologists were at a loss when they found this. I mean that literally. The “loss” meme. The four-panel. The one about the hospital....

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
  • 19k611
    Archaeologists Were at a Loss When They Found This Excel Sheet
    Memes, Uncategorized

    Archaeologists Were at a Loss When They Found This Excel Sheet

    Gorgocutie says: Archaeologists were at a loss when they found this. And by “archaeologists” I mean ME, scrolling X at 2 AM, staring at a...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    NYT in 1903: "Man Won't Fly for a Million Years" — Wright Brothers Flew 9 Days Later
    Interesting, Pundora, Uncategorized

    NYT in 1903: “Man Won’t Fly for a Million Years” — Wright Brothers Flew 9 Days Later

    Gorgocutie’s Explanation: This is a perfect piece of historical irony served in three-act Tumblr format. Act I: User tiltthat shares a TIL — in 1903,...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • Trending
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    When You Refuse to Pay $20 for Cinema Snacks — Renaissance Edition
    Memes, Museum Boys, Uncategorized

    When You Refuse to Pay $20 for Cinema Snacks — Renaissance Edition

    Gorgocutie’s Explanation: This is a classic "museum meme" — taking a historical portrait and giving it a modern caption. The man depicted is Landgrave Philip...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    bitch it's been out for 3000 years
    Mythology

    bitch it’s been out for 3000 years

    Tom Holland: breathes "I’m starring in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey" Some people: "OMG SPOILERS!" The Iliad and Odyssey: 📜🏛️⚔️ 8th century BC would like a...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Grim Reaper meets tourists at the Edge of Eternity
    Interesting, Mythology

    Grim Reaper meets tourists at the Edge of Eternity

    When Death himself greets you at the edge of eternity and all you care about is the perfect selfie. Modern tourism is undefeated — even...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Bronze Age civilizations cardboard fort vs Sea Peoples meme
    Pundora

    Bronze Age Civilizations vs Some Dudes with Boats

    Bronze Age Civilizations: built writing, international trade, great cities, massive populations. A sophisticated interconnected world spanning from Greece to Egypt to Mesopotamia. Some dudes with...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

  • Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

  • Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

  • Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

  • Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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