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Disney Princesses and their estimated kill count
Gorgocutie says: Snow White: 0. Cinderella: 0. Aurora: 0. Ariel: 0. Belle: 0. Jasmine: 0. Pocahontas: 0. Tiana: 0. Rapunzel: 0 or 1 indirect. Merida:...
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Uncategorised1940s swimsuits vs today homecoming dresses
Gorgocutie says: "I bet the 1940s didn’t know their swimsuits would become today’s Homecoming dresses" — and they would probably be horrified. What was a...
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UncategorisedBased Saint Paul
Gorgocutie says: Saint Paul dropping the hardest fake quote of the 1st century. "We do things because they are holy, not because they are based"...
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UncategorisedEngland in their history books vs everyone else’s
Gorgocutie says: Two pictures, one nation. In British textbooks: noble empire, spreaders of civilisation, the white mans burden, rule of law, railways and tea. In...
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UncategorisedBro doesn’t know about the boats
Gorgocutie says: "I CONTROL THE SILK ROAD!" — said every Ottoman sultan from 1453 onwards. You control the spice route, you control the wealth, you...
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UncategorisedSamurai in fiction vs Samurai in reality
Gorgocutie says: "A true warrior needs only his blade" — said by every samurai movie, anime, and video game ever. Meanwhile in actual Sengoku Japan:...
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UncategorisedJesus was Italian
Gorgocutie says: Ah yes, the classic "Jesus was Palestinian" argument — applied by people who think modern national borders existed in the 1st century. Bethlehem...
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UncategorisedBritain should apologise for the Empire!
Gorgocutie says: The British Empire: the one empire people actually want an apology from, as if the Romans, Ottomans, Persians, Mongols, and everyone else in...
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Jesus Was Born in the Roman Province of Judea, Therefore He Was Italian
@bumbadumil4: “Jesus was not born in Bethlehem, Palestine you retard. Bethlehem was in the ROMAN PROVINCE of Judea, which was a satellite of the ROMAN...
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Woman in Red Dress Meets Medusa — One of Them Turns People to Stone
Gorgocutie says: A woman in red stands beside Medusa — the original monster girl of Greek mythology. And what a contrast it is. One is...
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UncategorisedMan Fined for Pretending to Be a Ghost and Shouting ‘Wooo’ at People in a Cemetery
MAN HAS BEEN FINED FOR PRETENDING TO BE A GHOST AND SHOUTING “WOOO” AT PEOPLE IN A CEMETERY Gorgocutie says: This is the kind of...
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Violence Is NOT the Answer… *Opens History Book* Uh Oh
“Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is” opens history book uh oh frantically starts flipping through pages uh oh. oh no. no no no....