Totally Normal vs Extremist Behavior — Trad West
Totally ‘normal’: children interacting with a satanic Baphomet statue holding a pentagram. Extremist behavior: a soldier with a religious symbol in his sight. Which way...
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Aristotle or Taylor Swift’s Garbage — Priorities
Wesley Todd: ‘People will clutch pearls over Aristotle saying some people are naturally slaves then go buy a bag of celebrity trash.’ Polymarket: ‘Piles of...
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Napoleon — Lost Waterloo, Still the GOAT
When you lose but get remembered as the GOAT anyway even by your enemies. Napoleon Bonaparte lost at Waterloo. Exiled twice. Died on a remote...
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Funeral Ouija Board — Let’s Stay in Touch
"At my funeral, I want everyone to get one of these." A memorial card with a portrait, the message "Let’s stay in touch!" — and...
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Napoleon’s Deportation Order — Saint-Domingue
Napoleon ordered Leclerc to deport from Saint-Domingue any white women who had relations with blacks. Napoleon Pepe: ‘you’re getting deported’ Historical context from ‘The French...
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Spartan Soldiers — Leaving 10/10 Wives to Save the Queen
Greek soldiers when they have to leave their 10/10 wives to go save their 1/10 queen: 😭 The Spartan logic of 300. Priorities are priorities.
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Biopics Be Like — Original vs Accurate
Original: horned helmet, cardboard armor, barefoot, holding a pitchfork. Accurate representation: proper hoplite armor, crested helmet, sword, cape. The difference between ‘I made this in...
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Hitler Was Bad — Source?
Dean Withers: ‘Hitler was bad. One of the worst humans in history. I’m genuinely PERPLEXED this has to be said in 2024.’ Bunny Groyper: ‘Source?’...
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Woman Through the Ages — 1582 to 2060
1582: Elizabethan noblewoman, ruff collar, pearls, demure. 1999: Simple t-shirt, choker, 90s casual. 2026: Brown dress, gold choker, modern glam. 2060: Sequins, diamonds, vampire fangs....
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Never Compare Your Girlfriend to Lupita Nyong’o
GF: ‘Wow, Lupita Nyong’o looks so beautiful in The Odyssey.’ Me next day: ‘Babe, you look like Lupita Nyong’o today.’ Her: ‘Go f*** yourself.’ The...
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Argentina vs Switzerland — The Battle for Nazi Gold
Pop Base: ‘Argentina and Switzerland to face off in the World Cup quarterfinals.’ @luthicc: ‘the Battle for Nazi Gold’ The darkest World Cup joke. Argentina...
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Nolan Rejected Historically Accurate Greek Armor — Chose Bone Spine
Homer Pavlos: Nolan’s costume designer contacted the renowned Greek metal artist @HellenicArmors — known as ‘the modern Hephaestus.’ He makes historically accurate Greek armor. Result:...
