Never Compare Your Girlfriend to Lupita Nyong’o

GF: ‘Wow, Lupita Nyong’o looks so beautiful in The Odyssey.’
Me next day: ‘Babe, you look like Lupita Nyong’o today.’
Her: ‘Go f*** yourself.’

The oldest mistake in the book. Never compliment your girlfriend by comparing her to another woman. Even if you’re being sincere.