Nolan’s Odyssey Proves It — Ancient World Lost Its Color
Hellenic History: ‘Western filmmakers have lost interest in depicting the ancient world as colourful, beautiful and vivid.’ Top 4 images: Classical Hollywood — bright colors,...
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Italy Then vs Now — Roman Empire to WW2 Doge
Italy during Roman Empire: muscular Doge ‘I conquer all of Western Europe.’ Italy during WW2: normal Doge ‘Germany pls help. I can’t invade Greece.’ The...
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Portugal vs Spain — World Cup or Treaty of Tordesillas?
FIFA World Cup 2026: Portugal vs Spain. Winner gets India and its spices. The Treaty of Tordesillas (1494) divided the world between them. 532 years...
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Socrates Calls Tech Support — What Is Help?
Tech support: ‘How may I help you?’ Socrates: ‘What is help?’ Tech support: ‘Mr. Socrates, please stop calling unless you have a real tech question.’...
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Sir, We Caught Vlad the Impaler — I Have an Idea
"Sir, we just caught Vlad the Impaler, what should we do with him?""…""…sir?""I have an idea…" Vlad the Impaler meets Sultan Mehmed II. The answer...
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Zeus Checking Out Women — Ancient Greece Never Ended
Women in ancient Greece minding their own business. Zeus: appears Some things never change. Zeus has been checking out mortal women for millennia. Now he...
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Disney Buys the Bible — The Christ Awakens
Babylon Bee: ‘Disney Buys Rights To The Bible, Plans 37 Sequels.’ With a poster that looks like The Bible meets Star Wars. Jesus has glowing...
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Helen of Troy — The Actress
Helen of Troy, by the way. The actress cast as Helen of Sparta in Nolan’s Odyssey. The face that launched a thousand ships.
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Dave Bautista and Tom Holland — Greek Mythos Warriors
Dave Bautista and Tom Holland, in full Greek armor, holding gyros and Mythos. This is the most Greek thing ever produced for a commercial. Mythos...
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Telemachus Through the Ages — Pottery to Tom Holland
Telemachus from pottery 1200 BCE: armoured warrior with spear. Telemachus in The Odyssey (Tom Hanks): shirtless on a wall. Telemachus in The Odyssey (Tom Holland):...
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Shakespeare’s Pencils — 2B or Not 2B
ARCHAEOLOGISTS UNCOVER CACHE OF PENCILS BELONGING TO WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. ‘They’re so badly chewed at the ends, we can’t tell if they’re 2B or not 2B.’...
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I Hate It When Hitler Steals My Nutella
Google autocomplete: ‘i hate it when hitler steals my nutella’ Me: crying Vocaloid girl The internet’s greatest search suggestion. Ever.
