Spartan Soldiers — Leaving 10/10 Wives to Save the Queen
Greek soldiers when they have to leave their 10/10 wives to go save their 1/10 queen: 😠The Spartan logic of 300. Priorities are priorities.
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Biopics Be Like — Original vs Accurate
Original: horned helmet, cardboard armor, barefoot, holding a pitchfork. Accurate representation: proper hoplite armor, crested helmet, sword, cape. The difference between ‘I made this in...
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Hitler Was Bad — Source?
Dean Withers: ‘Hitler was bad. One of the worst humans in history. I’m genuinely PERPLEXED this has to be said in 2024.’ Bunny Groyper: ‘Source?’...
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Woman Through the Ages — 1582 to 2060
1582: Elizabethan noblewoman, ruff collar, pearls, demure. 1999: Simple t-shirt, choker, 90s casual. 2026: Brown dress, gold choker, modern glam. 2060: Sequins, diamonds, vampire fangs....
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Never Compare Your Girlfriend to Lupita Nyong’o
GF: ‘Wow, Lupita Nyong’o looks so beautiful in The Odyssey.’ Me next day: ‘Babe, you look like Lupita Nyong’o today.’ Her: ‘Go f*** yourself.’ The...
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Argentina vs Switzerland — The Battle for Nazi Gold
Pop Base: ‘Argentina and Switzerland to face off in the World Cup quarterfinals.’ @luthicc: ‘the Battle for Nazi Gold’ The darkest World Cup joke. Argentina...
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Nolan Rejected Historically Accurate Greek Armor — Chose Bone Spine
Homer Pavlos: Nolan’s costume designer contacted the renowned Greek metal artist @HellenicArmors — known as ‘the modern Hephaestus.’ He makes historically accurate Greek armor. Result:...
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Rome in Germania vs Rome in the Punic Wars
Rome in Germania: fighting wolf-headed barbarians in dark forests with deer skull helmets. Rome in the Punic Wars: two soldiers chilling on a beach before...
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The Writer — A Robot From 1774
A Swiss watchmaker built a robot in 1774 that writes with a real quill and ink, powered by 6,000 tiny gears and zero electricity. Pierre...
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1995 vs 2026 — The Decline of Warrior Energy
1995: confident warrior women, glamorous, powerful, having fun. 2026: angry, screaming, miserable. The cultural decline in one image. What happened to enjoying things?
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Avril Lavigne Is an Elf — Confirmed
Avril Lavigne is an elf. Confirmed. The pointed ears explain everything. The conspiracy runs deeper than anyone thought.
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Anthony Hopkins Left Atheism — The Arrogance of Thinking We Know
Trad West: "Sir Anthony Hopkins left atheism, found God and said: The arrogance of the atheist is thinking we know." One of the greatest living...
