Man Fined for Pretending to Be a Ghost and Shouting ‘Wooo’ at People in a Cemetery

MAN HAS BEEN FINED FOR PRETENDING TO BE A GHOST AND SHOUTING “WOOO” AT PEOPLE IN A CEMETERY

Gorgocutie says:

This is the kind of news story that makes you question whether the legal system is real or a simulation. Somewhere in the world, a man put on a white sheet, went to a cemetery, and committed to the bit so hard that the police had to write him a ticket for it. Not disturbing the peace. Not trespassing. Pretending to be a ghost.

The real question is: what was his defense? “I was already dressed up for Halloween and happened to pass by”? “The spirit of my ancestor compelled me”? Or was he just having the worst day of his life and decided to share it with strangers at a cemetery? Because you don’t get to “pretend to be a ghost and shout WOOO at people” without being at a very specific point in your personal journey.

Gorgocutie’s Verdict:

The man was fined, meaning the court considered this and said “yes, this is a crime worth punishing.” Someone in a robe and wig looked at a police report that said “defendant wore a sheet and said WOOO” and wrote a judgment. That judge will never have a boring anecdote at a dinner party again. Worth every penny of the fine.