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Paris Has a Type (But It’s Not What You Think)
Helen of Troy: “I love you.” Paris: “I love you too.” (Guest star): “I love you.” Paris: “I’m gay.” Classic shitpost logic. Man loves woman,...
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The taking of Cassandra
During the destruction of Troy, one of the most heinous actions was that of violence against Cassandra – daughter of King Priam and priestess of...
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Poor Choice, Bro
The Judgement of Paris The Golden Apple! The Apple The cause of so many calamities. Georg Friedrich, German, 1868-1943
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UncategorisedMy Wife Helen Went to Troy and I'm Gonna Make It Everyone's Problem
Tweet: My wife Helen went to Troy and I’m gonna make it everyone’s problem. Tweet: Helen: Goes to Troy. Menelaus: Meme, And I took that...
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UncategorisedI can excuse historical inaccuracies but
2 and a half star review of the Troy movie: I can excuse historical inaccuracies but I draw the line at Achilles being straight.
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The Judgement of Paris
The Judgement of Paris Paris Before he was born, Hecabe saw a dream in which her child was a flaming torch. The explanation to the...
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