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From Helen of Troy to Helen of Detroit
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From Helen of Troy to Helen of Detroit

by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
I am tired of these motherfucking Danaans on this motherfucking beach!
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I am tired of these motherfucking Danaans on this motherfucking beach!

by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Helen of Troy Gets the 2026 Treatment
    Greek Mythology Explained

    Helen of Troy Gets the 2026 Treatment

    A Twitter post from the account *ShANIQUIFieR presents “Helen of Troy” — reimagined for modern audiences. Gorgocutie says: Helen of Troy. The face that launched...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    Meme from the movie Troy with Helen, Paris and a guest starring role from another film
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    Paris Has a Type (But It’s Not What You Think)

    Helen of Troy: “I love you.” Paris: “I love you too.” (Guest star): “I love you.” Paris: “I’m gay.” Classic shitpost logic. Man loves woman,...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
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    My Wife Helen Went to Troy and I'm Gonna Make It Everyone's Problem
    Greek Mythology Explained

    My Wife Helen Went to Troy and I'm Gonna Make It Everyone's Problem

    Tweet: My wife Helen went to Troy and I’m gonna make it everyone’s problem. Tweet: Helen: Goes to Troy. Menelaus: Meme, And I took that...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

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    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

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    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

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    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

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    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

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    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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