Random axe of kindness
Drawing of an axe saying, “You’re pretty great!”
Pundora
Puns. The more groan, the better.
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If you have multiple lovers and they
If you have multiple lovers and they supply you with weapons, that’s polyarmory.
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Mom, did somebody order a personal Pan pizza?
Comic panel of Pan delivering a pizza.
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Nudes are an art, you aren't a hoe, you're a Michelangel
Picture of David. Nudes are an art, you aren’t a hoe, you’re a Michelangelhoe.
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When does a joke become a dad joke
Wait… When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. …
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Family Tree
Elf, draws bow: Stop, human! This oak is my home. Human, about to chop down the tree: You live in a tree? Elf: Of course....
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Whoever let this sit out and rust over probably had
Picture of a rusty train. Whoever let this sit out and rust over probably had a crazy reason for doing it. You know, a loco...
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You've heard of elf on a shelf
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, get ready for, Plato on a potato 🥔.
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Death Flashed Before My Eyes
Picture of Death as a Skeleton with full frontal. Death Flashed Before My Eyes Someone: Dude put some damn pants on. Death: rattling intensifies From...
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Never gets old
Oscar Wilde: I’m writing a novel about a man who makes a Faustian pact with the Devil. Friend: Never gets old! Oscar Wilde: …How could...
