Odysseus and Circe — Funny Moment
SketchesbyBoze: ‘By far the funniest moment in Homers Odyssey is when Circe says Shall we have sex and Odysseus says You just turned all my...
SketchesbyBoze: ‘By far the funniest moment in Homers Odyssey is when Circe says Shall we have sex and Odysseus says You just turned all my...
Lord of the Rings reviewers: a packed theater of real fans. The Odyssey reviewers: a bot farm with hundreds of phones. The difference between genuine...
Andrew Nadeau: ‘All the other soldiers in the Trojan Horse: wildly gesturing for me to stop. Me: gesturing not to worry theyre for all of...
“Oh shes pretty enough to launch a thousand ships? And youre going too? Hmm no Im not mad whyd you ask?” Helen of Troy being...
Lucilla: ‘What did Nolan do to Circe? She wasnt an ugly hag in a shack. She was a demidivine being, a powerful magnificent queen in...
Allen Farrington on Emily Wilson’s Odyssey translation: ‘She turned one of the crowning achievements of western civilization into a humiliation ritual.’ The New Yorker profile...
Hazel Rah: “Helen of Troy up in Greek Heaven right now watching people say shit like Greeks are basically black people online.”
The Odyssey vs Woke Odyssey. The Trojan Horse with a modern label. Someone in the tower is suspicious.
“The cyclops when Odysseus poked his eye.” “I dont think my father, the god of the sea, would be too pleased to hear about this.”...
Gaitonde: ‘Nolan spent $600 million on The Odyssey just to get outperformed by a 1954 Ulysses practical effect.’ 1954 practical effects > 2026 CGI. Sometimes...
Finding a Nolan Odyssey poster. Looking at it skeptically. Burning it. It’s gone. SpongeBob knows what to do with that poster.
The Authentic Bow of Odysseus. Return home in style. Legendary accuracy. Seas-tested. Perfect for epic journeys and pining suitors. Odysseus: ‘It helped me get home,...