Me Watching Nolan’s Odyssey — Unimpressed
"Omg you should watch The Odyssey, it’s so amazing!!" Me watching The Odyssey: unimpressed Egyptian face Ancient Egypt’s verdict on Nolan’s adaptation.
Mythology
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Nolan’s Odyssey Uses a Viking Ship — 2,000 Years Off
Odysseus sails home in a Viking ship. The vessel in Nolan’s Odyssey is Draken Harald Hårfagre, the largest Viking ship built in modern times. Built...
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What We Want vs What We Got — Helen of Troy Edition
What we want: golden-haired Helen of Troy, serene and classical. What we got: screaming, furious, unrecognizable. Hollywood’s casting philosophy in one image.
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Why Can’t You Just Be Normal — The Odyssey Edition
Why can’t you just be normal? THE ODYSSEY — A Film by Christopher Nolan Nothing about this adaptation is normal.
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What We Want vs What Hollywood Gives Us — Odyssey vs Rome
What Hollywood thinks I want: Nolan’s The Odyssey — dark, gritty, desaturated Spartan. What I actually want: HBO’s Rome — colorful, vivid, historically grounded epic...
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Nolan’s Odyssey — Forced Perspective IMAX
The Odyssey (2026) | Dir. Christopher Nolan Forced perspective in Nolan’s Odyssey will make Greek soldiers look like giants and dwarfs depending on the camera...
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Angelina Jolie as Colin Farrell’s Mother — Still Better Than the Odyssey
Angelina Jolie playing Colin Farrell’s mother in Alexander (2004). She was 29. He was 28. Comment: ‘Still better casting than anything in The Odyssey.’ A...
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Golden-Haired Helen — Homer vs Hollywood
Homer’s description of Helen: ‘Golden-haired Helen.’ Hollywood: ‘We’ve got our own interpretation.’ Top: Queen Gorgo from 300 — golden-haired, stoic, Spartan. Bottom: Hollywood’s modern interpretation...
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Nolan Says Odyssey Backlash Is Irrelevant — Greeks Disagree
Gazz: ‘Nolan says the backlash is irrelevant because nobody has seen the movie yet.’ ‘We’ve seen the cast. We’ve seen the race-swapping. We’ve seen your...
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Nolan’s Odyssey Proves It — Ancient World Lost Its Color
Hellenic History: ‘Western filmmakers have lost interest in depicting the ancient world as colourful, beautiful and vivid.’ Top 4 images: Classical Hollywood — bright colors,...
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Zeus Checking Out Women — Ancient Greece Never Ended
Women in ancient Greece minding their own business. Zeus: appears Some things never change. Zeus has been checking out mortal women for millennia. Now he...
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Helen of Troy — The Actress
Helen of Troy, by the way. The actress cast as Helen of Sparta in Nolan’s Odyssey. The face that launched a thousand ships.