Girlfriend vs Wife — The Evolution
When she’s your girlfriend: sweet, innocent, bridal energy. When she’s your wife: screaming, unrestrained, zero filters. The evolution of every relationship in one meme.
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Absolute Triumph — Nolan’s Odyssey Gets the North Korean Treatment
Templarpilled: ‘Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey is an absolute triumph!’ Kevin Bass: ‘An absolute triumph.’ — The Guardian The phrase ‘absolute triumph’ doing double duty. The North...
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Spartan War Cry — Helen of Troy Edition
Queen Gorgo (or Helen of Troy) screaming the Spartan war cry: Ιγκό ταίλι άσιλω!!! Being held back by Spartan soldiers while screaming the battle cry...
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Medieval Reenactors — Blue and Gold Heraldry
Medieval reenactors in full kit. Checkerboard heraldry — blue and gold — the colors of Bavaria. Spears, shields, stone archways. Some people spend their weekends...
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Russell Crowe Takes Kids to the Colosseum — My Old Office
Russell Crowe took his kids to the Colosseum where Gladiator was filmed. "Taking the kids to see my old office." The Colosseum, Rome. 80 AD....
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Helen of Troy vs Helen of Detroit
Helen of Troy: mythical beauty, launched a thousand ships, caused a ten-year war. Helen of Detroit: different energy entirely. The two archetypes of womanhood separated...
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24 Rabbits to 10 Billion — Australia’s Worst Import
In 1859, English settler Thomas Austin released 24 rabbits in Australia. "The introduction of a few rabbits could do little harm and might provide a...
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Atlantis Was Real — Britannica Says No
Guy who believes Atlantis was literally real: ‘Atlantis was real not an allegory.’ Encyclopaedia Britannica: ‘NO.’ The legend of Atlantis likely comes from ancient Egyptian...
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Helen of Troy — The Face That Launched a Thousand Ships
The Cinéprism: ‘Helen of Troy, the mythical beauty whose unmatched allure launched a thousand ships.’ image of Helen screaming while being held back by Spartan...
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Empires Ranked by Animal — Rome to Mussolini
Roman Empire = Lion. Majestic, powerful, undisputed. Byzantine Empire = Tiger. Fierce, enduring, misunderstood by Western historians. Holy Roman Empire = German Shepherd. Loyal-looking but...
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Helen of Troy Actress Slams Homer — NotTheBee
NotTheBee: ‘Kenyan Helen of Troy actress slams Homer for ignoring female perspective in the legendary war her character caused.’ The satire writes itself. Helen of...
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The Ghost of Vlad — I Had a Solution for This
The Ghost of Vlad the Impaler, sitting in a t-shirt with a beer, watching modern society. "I HAD A SOLUTION FOR THIS SHIT!" Vlad III...