The Ghost of Vlad — I Had a Solution for This

The Ghost of Vlad the Impaler, sitting in a t-shirt with a beer, watching modern society.
"I HAD A SOLUTION FOR THIS SHIT!"

Vlad III of Wallachia (1431-1476) was known for impaling his enemies. He ruled with an iron fist, and crime was virtually nonexistent in his realm. The ghost looks at modern problems and wonders why everyone is so complicated about enforcement.

Mark Rowley 2026.