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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White
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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old
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Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    "Is the B-52 still in service?" — The time traveller's dilemma
    Interesting, Memes

    “Is the B-52 still in service?” — The time traveller’s dilemma

    Gorgocutie Says: This comic perfectly captures the B-52 Stratofortress’s ridiculous service life. The Boeing B-52 first flew in 1952 and entered service in 1955. That’s...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    President James Garfield's great-great-grandson invented Magic: The Gathering
    Interesting, Memes

    President James Garfield’s great-great-grandson invented Magic: The Gathering

    Gorgocutie Says: Here’s a piece of American trivia that sounds like a fever dream but is absolutely true. James Garfield — the 20th President of...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Titanic Annual Deaths: One Big Spike, One Tiny One
    Greek Mythology Explained, Mythology

    Titanic Annual Deaths: One Big Spike, One Tiny One

    Gorgocutie’s Two Drachmas: Oh, statistics memes. My favourite kind of graph — the one where the Y-axis has no numbers and the joke does all...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Modern Solutions to Ancient Problems: Gamifying Sisyphus
    Ancient History Facts, Mythology

    Modern Solutions to Ancient Problems: Gamifying Sisyphus

    Gorgocutie’s Two Drachmas: Leave it to a modern tweet to solve a 3,000-year-old existential punishment with video game mechanics. The original myth? Sisyphus was cursed...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    SNL's The Odyssey as a Christopher Nolan Film
    Greek Mythology Explained, Mythology

    SNL’s The Odyssey as a Christopher Nolan Film

    Gorgocutie’s Two Drachmas: Oh, look, another Saturday Night Live skit where they pretend ancient Greek mythology needs "epic" treatment. This time they’ve slapped Christopher Nolan’s...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    The Face That Beeped a Thousand Smoke Alarms — Modern Update on Helen of Troy
    Greek Mythology Explained

    The Face That Beeped a Thousand Smoke Alarms — Modern Update on Helen of Troy

    Right, so we already know the classic: "the face that launched a thousand ships." But George Saoulidis has updated it for the modern era. Now...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Ancient Greek Philosopher Explains Why Milk Smells Bad: "Time Gets in It"
    Ancient History Facts, Philosophy

    Ancient Greek Philosopher Explains Why Milk Smells Bad: “Time Gets in It”

    Right, so apparently we’ve discovered the root cause of sour milk: time gets in it. Not bacteria. Not spoilage. Time itself seeps into the carton...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Ship and Iceberg Have a Casual Nice Bumping Into You — Titanic Disaster Redone
    Greek Mythology Explained, Uncategorized

    Ship and Iceberg Have a Casual Nice Bumping Into You — Titanic Disaster Redone

    Right, so here we have the Titanic disaster reimagined as a meet-cute between two anthropomorphic objects. The ship yells ICEBERG in alarm, the iceberg yells...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Isaac Newton Being Bored Changes Physics, Modern Being Bored Opens TikTok
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    Isaac Newton Being Bored Changes Physics, Modern Being Bored Opens TikTok

    Right, so here we have the starkest contrast in human history. Isaac Newton gets bored, an apple falls on his head — and suddenly we...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    England Fan's 'Bring It Home' Takes a Dark Turn When It's a Colonial Artifact, Not a Trophy
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    England Fan’s ‘Bring It Home’ Takes a Dark Turn When It’s a Colonial Artifact, Not a Trophy

    Right, so here we have the quintessential England fan screaming "COME ON ENGLAND, BRING IT HOME!" — that glorious football chant about winning a tournament....

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    The Greeks Trying to Give Helen of Detroit to the Trojans by Force
    Ancient History Facts, Greek Mythology Explained, Memes

    The Greeks Trying to Give Helen of Detroit to the Trojans by Force

    Right, so after the whole "face that launched a thousand ships" debacle, the Greeks have apparently moved on to a more… modern approach. Meet Helen...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Helen of Troy Reacts to Her Modern Screen Depictions
    Greek Mythology Explained, Memes

    Helen of Troy Reacts to Her Modern Screen Depictions

    Right, so Helen of Troy — the woman whose face launched a thousand ships — is apparently supposed to just sit back and watch modern...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

  • Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

  • Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

  • Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

  • Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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