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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White
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Nolan’s Odyssey — Most Disliked Trailer Since Snow White

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old
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Happy 250th Birthday America — No, It’s Not 2026 Years Old

by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Memes

    Julius Caesar Death Simplified — Knitting Edition

    Julius Caesar death simplified. The assassination of the Roman dictator in 44 BCE, reimagined as a knitting circle featuring the Queen Mother. History is so...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Fascinating Comes From Roman Phallic Charms
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    Fascinating Comes From Roman Phallic Charms

    Gareth Harney: ‘Fascinating implies being enchanted by a fascinus — the embodiment of the divine phallus. The word fascinate comes from Latin fascinare, to bewitch,...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Jesus Forensics vs Byzantine Iconography — ChristCore
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    Jesus Forensics vs Byzantine Iconography — ChristCore

    Woman: ‘You know this is what Jesus looked like, right?’ points to a generic forensic reconstruction Meanwhile: Byzantine iconography has been depicting Christ for 1,500...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Benjamin Franklin — The Ancient Wizard of the Revolution
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    Benjamin Franklin — The Ancient Wizard of the Revolution

    Dev: ‘Benjamin Franklin’s role in the American Revolution feels made up. Like one of the characters is an ancient wizard.’ ‘And he functions as both...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Nixon's Dating Strategy — Persian Conquest Lectures
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    Nixon’s Dating Strategy — Persian Conquest Lectures

    Richard Nixon was a virgin until his late 20s. He used to ruin dates by giving women speeches about the Persian conquest of the Greeks....

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Haakon Jarl — Netflix Turned a Viking Warrior Into a Black Woman
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    Haakon Jarl — Netflix Turned a Viking Warrior Into a Black Woman

    Haakon Jarl was a Viking warrior who ruled Norway from 975-995. He earned the title Hakon the Powerful. So naturally, Netflix made him a black...

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    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Nolan Says Odyssey Backlash Is Irrelevant — Greeks Disagree
    Ancient History Facts, Greek Mythology Explained, Memes

    Nolan Says Odyssey Backlash Is Irrelevant — Greeks Disagree

    Gazz: ‘Nolan says the backlash is irrelevant because nobody has seen the movie yet.’ ‘We’ve seen the cast. We’ve seen the race-swapping. We’ve seen your...

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    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Aristotle or Taylor Swift's Garbage — Priorities
    Ancient History Facts, Historical Figures, Memes

    Aristotle or Taylor Swift’s Garbage — Priorities

    Wesley Todd: ‘People will clutch pearls over Aristotle saying some people are naturally slaves then go buy a bag of celebrity trash.’ Polymarket: ‘Piles of...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Spartan Soldiers — Leaving 10/10 Wives to Save the Queen
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    Spartan Soldiers — Leaving 10/10 Wives to Save the Queen

    Greek soldiers when they have to leave their 10/10 wives to go save their 1/10 queen: 😭 The Spartan logic of 300. Priorities are priorities.

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Nolan Rejected Historically Accurate Greek Armor — Chose Bone Spine
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    Nolan Rejected Historically Accurate Greek Armor — Chose Bone Spine

    Homer Pavlos: Nolan’s costume designer contacted the renowned Greek metal artist @HellenicArmors — known as ‘the modern Hephaestus.’ He makes historically accurate Greek armor. Result:...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Nolan's Odyssey Proves It — Ancient World Lost Its Color
    Ancient History Facts, Greek Mythology Explained, Memes

    Nolan’s Odyssey Proves It — Ancient World Lost Its Color

    Hellenic History: ‘Western filmmakers have lost interest in depicting the ancient world as colourful, beautiful and vivid.’ Top 4 images: Classical Hollywood — bright colors,...

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    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
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    Italy Then vs Now — Roman Empire to WW2 Doge
    Ancient History Facts, Memes

    Italy Then vs Now — Roman Empire to WW2 Doge

    Italy during Roman Empire: muscular Doge ‘I conquer all of Western Europe.’ Italy during WW2: normal Doge ‘Germany pls help. I can’t invade Greece.’ The...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 2 months ago2 months ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

  • Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

  • Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

  • Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

  • Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

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