We need a Prometheus-shaped birdfeeder
When will somebody design a birdfeeder shaped like Prometheus where the birds eat out of where his liver will be?
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Average Byzantine Emperor vs Average Crusade Enjoyer
Gorgocutie’s Historical Breakdown: The “Average X vs Average Y” format strikes again — this time contrasting the existential nightmare of running the Byzantine Empire vs....
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Countries That Have Legislated Against Werewolves (Apparently Just Argentina)
Gorgocutie’s Explanation: This is from Terrible Maps — a social media page dedicated to maps that are either wrong, pointless, or hilariously specific. This one...
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TWONKS — WWII in Just 6 Minutes (1939–1945)
Gorgocutie’s Explanation: This is a twonk — a person who misreads something obvious in the most absurd way possible. In this case, the joke is...
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I Hate the Fuckin Eagles, Man — Prometheus, The Dude & Saruman Venn Diagram
Gorgocutie’s Venn Diagram Breakdown: This is a perfect example of a “three overlapping circles of pain” meme — three characters from completely different stories who...
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bitch it’s been out for 3000 years
Tom Holland: breathes "I’m starring in Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey" Some people: "OMG SPOILERS!" The Iliad and Odyssey: 📜🏛️⚔️ 8th century BC would like a...
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Bronze Age Civilizations vs Some Dudes with Boats
Bronze Age Civilizations: built writing, international trade, great cities, massive populations. A sophisticated interconnected world spanning from Greece to Egypt to Mesopotamia. Some dudes with...
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What the Ottoman Empire saw pulling up to Ankara in 1402
What the Ottoman Empire saw pulling up to Ankara in 1402 after Bayezid got a little too brave in the diplomatic group chat. Sultan Bayezid...
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Romeo and Juliet — the blinking white guy breakdown
The blinking white guy meme, but make it Shakespeare. ROMEO column: Row 1: Alive (eyes open) Row 2: Dead (eyes closed) Row 3: Still dead...
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Pope Leo understands sin AND cos
Pope Leo XIV was a math major. And it shows. Someone on X noticed: "Pope Leo was a math major? I wonder what his encyclicals...
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From Helen of Troy to Helen of Detroit
From Helen of Troy to Helen of Detroit. 1956: A white actress as the face that launched a thousand ships — the most beautiful woman...
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UncategorisedPompeii Guy Got Rocked
New skeleton just dropped. Archaeologists in Pompeii found a guy who was fleeing the Vesuvius eruption in 79 AD when a 300kg boulder hit him...