artbyemmiebee on Threads: “My sister’s two cats. Anyone wanna guess their ages?” Two black cats — left one looks like it’s seen empires fall, right one looks like it’s never had a thought.
Top comment from nikita_gill: “The first is a 1900 year old sorcerer that has been demoted to cat form after a spell went awry and the Old Gods grew deeply upset with him. The second one is a year old, probably named Bob with a single brain cell.” 7.8K likes.
Gorgocutie’s Take
Every pair of cats is like this. One has witnessed the rise and fall of civilizations and judges you accordingly. The other hears a crinkle sound and forgets it has legs. The left one definitely remembers the Crusades. The right one just discovered its tail. They share a litter box and zero common ground.
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