Puns about Prometheus really de-liver
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Can I call you back?
Man on phone in front of a water stream: Can I call you back? I’m just watching a live stream.
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Obesity runs in my family
Distressed woman: Obesity runs in my family. Cat: Nobody runs in your family.
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All these philosopher puns
All these philosopher puns are getting out of Kantrol.
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What's that? You hate stupid puns?
What’s that? You hate stupid puns? My Apollo-gees.
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How does Moses make tea?
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
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Immanuel Kant
Immanuel Kant, but at least Immanuel tried.
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Greco-Roman
Greco-Roman? Oh shit I thought you said: Picture of gecko with a Roman helmet
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How do you spell Hawaii?
Cyclops: How do you spell Hawaii? Wife [Biting lip]: Well, you need two i’s. Cyclops [Puts pen down]: My life is just a joke to...
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Fork in the road
DM: As the party travels you encounter a fork in the road, Player: I pick it up. Dm: …
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UncategorisedGet a tomb
Comic panel of two mummies kissing on a bench in the park. Man walking his dog: Hey, you two! Get a tomb!
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Serious Gluttony vibes
When you watch your friend eating way too much. The dessert will kill him.