Random axe of kindness
Drawing of an axe saying, “You’re pretty great!”
Pun
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If you have multiple lovers and they
If you have multiple lovers and they supply you with weapons, that’s polyarmory.
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Mom, did somebody order a personal Pan pizza?
Comic panel of Pan delivering a pizza.
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When does a joke become a dad joke
Wait… When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. …
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Whoever let this sit out and rust over probably had
Picture of a rusty train. Whoever let this sit out and rust over probably had a crazy reason for doing it. You know, a loco...
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Didn't jog
2014: Didn’t jog 2015: Didn’t jog 2016: Didn’t jog 2017: Didn’t jog 2018: Didn’t jog 2019: Didn’t jog 2020: Still haven’t jogged This is a...
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Give me a sign
Person: I’m so lost and confused. God, give me a sign. God: DEAR CHILD, LOOK TO THE SKY, YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED. GOD: Graph...
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Monk who claims he saw face of Jesus…
Monk who claims he saw face of Jesus in his margarine tub said, “I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.” Picture of Buddhist monk.
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I just cawed to say I love you
Crow talking on the iPhone: I just cawed to say I love you.
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I've never come this way before
Three nuns riding bicycles. Nun 1: I’ve never come this way before. Nun 2: It’s the cobblestones.
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Would you like to donate to my charity?
Crow: Excuse me ma’am? Woman: What? Crow: Would you like to donate to my charity? Woman: Maybe. What’s it called? Crow: CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!...