I am Thor
Pun
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What is love?
Baby don’t herd me, don’t herd me, no more.
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Double crossed
Cyanide and happiness
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Probable caws
Attempted murder. Picture of two crows. If you get this joke I automatically have more respect for you 😉
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Is this a date?
Two ants on a fig taking a bite out of it. Ant 1 : So, is this a date? Ant 2 🐜: No, it’s a...
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Chemistry vs. Biochemistry
Chemistry vs. Biochemistry: This is a meth and feta meme.
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Behold the Cakes of Pan!
Pan holding up pankakes.
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Totally rooting for you
Carrot : Whoop whoop! Potato : You can do it! Beet: You got this! Totally rooting for you.
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You know what really floats my boat?
You know what really floats my boat? Archimedes’s principle of relative buoyancy.
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Is it okay for monks to use email?
Monk. She looked at me kind of strangely and finally asked, “Is it okay for monks to use email?” I said, “Of course it’s okay...
