9gods Mythology and History Memes

Daily mythology and history memes on Greek, Egyptian, and Norse gods, legendary creatures, ancient civilizations, and classic stories.

  • Home
  • Funny
  • OhMyGods
  • Pets on Marble
  • WTF
    • Black Soup
  • Pundora
    • Reading
    • Tongue Play
  • Sapphic
    • Bitchy Witchy
  • Mythology
    • Mythbusters
    • Eros
    • Mythicc
    • Hubris
    • Seven Deadly Sins
    • The Bard’s Song
    • Centaurs are Dumb
    • Midas Touch
  • History
    • Philosophy
    • Interesting
  • Museum Girls
    • Museum Boys
    • Amazons
    • Kallisti
    • Thirst Traps
    • Mythic Monster Girls
  • Mythography
  • NSFW
  • Merch
9gods Mythology and History Memes community

  1. Home
  2. Paris

Paris

Recent
  • Most Voted
  • Most Viewed
  • Most Discussed
  • Recent
  • Featured
  • Random
Paris Has a Type (But It’s Not What You Think)
19.1k595

Paris Has a Type (But It’s Not What You Think)

by Gorgocutie 3 months ago3 months ago
Fuck, marry, kill. What will it be, mortal?
19k592

Fuck, marry, kill. What will it be, mortal?

by Gorgocutie 5 years ago5 years ago
  • 19.1k573
    Paris, you simp (Part 2)
    Mythology

    Paris, you simp (Part 2)

    Iliad Book 3 Hector reproaches Paris in front of Helen “At one glance Hector raked his brother with insults, stinging taunts: “Paris, appalling Paris! Our...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • 19.1k624
    My Wife Helen Went to Troy and I'm Gonna Make It Everyone's Problem
    Greek Mythology Explained

    My Wife Helen Went to Troy and I'm Gonna Make It Everyone's Problem

    Tweet: My wife Helen went to Troy and I’m gonna make it everyone’s problem. Tweet: Helen: Goes to Troy. Menelaus: Meme, And I took that...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • 19k591
    The Dark Underworld of the Paris Catacombs
    Interesting

    The Dark Underworld of the Paris Catacombs

    Paris, the capital of France, is often called La Ville Lumière (meaning ‘The City of Light’), however, beneath this bustling European city of 12 million...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • 19k564
    Paris, you simp
    Mythology

    Paris, you simp

    Iliad Book 3 Hector speaking to Paris                                    ...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • 19k565
    Paris and Oenone
    Mythology

    Paris and Oenone

    The episode of Paris and Oenone is considered to be the best page of the poem by Quintus Smyrnaeus, from the 4th century AD. Paris...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • 19k571
    The Judgement of Paris
    Mythology

    The Judgement of Paris

    The Judgement of Paris Paris Before he was born, Hecabe  saw a dream in which her child was a flaming torch. The explanation to the...

    Gorgocutie
    by Gorgocutie 6 years ago6 years ago
  • Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

    Modesty (1752) — Antonio Corradini

  • Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

    Nymphs Dancing to Pan’s Flute (1920) — Joseph...

  • Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

    Mesoamerica, 1519 — No Steel, No Firearms, No...

  • PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

    PrayStation 5 — the Church That Looks Like...

  • Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

    Girl: God Wants Me Healthy, Wealthy, and Comfortable....

  • In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

    In Ancient Greece, Slaves Were Not Allowed to...

  • Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

    Billy the Kid Looked Like the Kind of...

  • Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

    Female Rulers Are MORE Likely Than Men to...

  • Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

    Fall Wishlist for the Roman-Era Standards Girlie

  • I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

    I Have Offended God and Mankind by Doing...

  • I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

    I Aim for the Stars, but I Keep...

  • The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

    The Three Levels of Knowledge — People Who...

  • The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

    The Pearls of Aphrodite — Herbert James Draper,...

  • Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

    Britain Invents ‘Soccer’, Abandons It, Mocks America for...

  • A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

    A Nymph in the Forest — John Collier,...

  • The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

    The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July...

  • Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

    Historical Figure: Doesn’t Sleep With 200 Women. Historians:...

  • Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

    Me Trying to Leave Rome — All Roads...

© 2026 All Rights Reserved

log in

Captcha!
Forgot password?

forgot password

Back to
log in